Charlie Adam [Liverpool - Stoke] £5m | Patrick Agyemang [QPR - Stevenage] Free Dale Bennett [Watford - AFC Wimbledon] Loan | Dimitar Berbatov [Manchester United - Fulham] Undisclosed Federico Bessone [Swansea - Swindon] Free | Jordan Bowery [Chesterfield - Aston Villa] £500,000 Damien Delaney [Ipswich - Crystal Palace] Free | Nigel de Jong [Manchester City - AC Milan] Undisclosed Johnny Ertl [Sheffield United - Portsmouth] Free | George Francomb [Norwich - AFC Wimbledon] Loan Roman Golobart [Wigan - Tranmere] Loan | Bobby Grant [Scunthorpe - Rochdale] Undisclosed Iain Hume [Preston - Doncaster] Loan | Dani Lopez [Unattached - Stevenage] Alex MacDonald [Burnely - Plymouth] Loan | Sam Magri [Portsmouth - QPR] Free Daryl Murphy [Celtic - Ipswich] Loan | Michael O'Halloran [Bolton - Carlisle] Loan Andrea Orlandi [Swansea - Brighton] Undisclosed | Park Chu-Young [Arsenal - Celta Vigo] Loan Matt Parsons [Crystal Palace - Wycombe] Loan | Stephen Quinn [Sheffield United - Hull] Undisclosed Kieran Richardson [Sunderland - Fulham] £2m | Darel Russell [Preston - Portsmouth] Free Danny Rose [Tottenham - Sunderland] Loan | Scott Sinclair [Swansea - Manchester City] £6.2m Jay Spearing [Liverpool - Bolton] Loan | Ryan Stevenson [Ipswich - Hearts] Rafael van der Vaart [Tottenham - Hamburg] £10m |
Edgar Davids and Bournemouth! Not quite. The Cherries have actually completed the signing of midfielder Lorenzo Davids, cousin of Champions League winner Edgar. The 25-year-old, a free agent after his release by German side Augsburg, has agreed a two-year deal. Bournemouth sign famous player's cousin. Sounds familiar....
We should have done something like that with Ramirez. Cortese calls a press conference, and unveils Yoshida and Mayuka. Then looks glum and says that Ramirez will not be signing this evening. Leaves a dramatic pause before he looks up, cracks a smile and say 'because he signed this afternoon'. The curtain opens, firecrackers go off, and there is Ramirez holding a saints shirt.