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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Sooperhoop, Feb 2, 2021.

  1. kiwiqpr

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    Jack Wilshere recalls his crazy encounter with Prem bad boy Craig Bellamy: "Craig Bellamy, I played against him, I was only 16. It was in the League Cup, away at Man City, he was horrible to me the whole game. "Anyway, after the game I wanted his shirt, 'Can I have your shirt?' He gave it to me, I gave him mine, I walked off and as I turn around he's cleaning his boots with my shirt." Savage!


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    New career for Russell Brand?
     
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    Things seem to continue to spiral downwards for the fakes.

    “Reading have been placed under a transfer embargo for failing to pay HMRC on time and could face a further points deduction if they fail to pay wages to players and staff this Friday.” Telegraph
     
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    Another **** up , just like Pires and Henry all those years ago lol
     
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    ****ers
     
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    Kneecap wasn't just **** for us then...



    Harry Redknapp on how he missed out on signing Ian Wright: “I bought a lad called Carl Richards for £10,000, went to pick him up from Enfield and while he went in to say goodbye to his manager, he left me with his mate. ‘What are you signing him for?’ said this kid. ‘I’m 10 times better than him. I’ve got 26 goals this season, he’s only got 12. I’m different class than him. Why don’t you sign me?’ “I was worried. ‘I can’t buy you, I’m buying him,’ I told Carl’s mate, ‘but I’ll keep an eye out for you, don’t worry.’ So we took Carl and he was absolutely useless. He could run, but that was about it. We played about six games, but couldn’t win one. Carl was terrible. After about four games of this, he came to see me. ‘I’ve got a mate,’ he said. ‘He was asking if he could have a trial. He’s a striker, like me.’ ‘And is he as good as you, Carl?’ I asked, suspiciously. ‘No, he’s not as good as me,’ he said, ‘but he’s decent.’ ‘Well, tell him not to f***ing bother then,’ I snapped, and that was the end of it. The following Saturday, we went to play Crystal Palace. ‘My mate, the one who wanted a trial, he’s playing for Palace today,’ said Carl. ‘Oh good,’ I thought. ‘No problem there then.’ Anyway, three goals later I realized Carl wasn’t much of a scout, either. His mate’s name? Ian Wright, who went on to score 238 league goals.”
     
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    **** me, he can't even tell the truth in his own ****ing book

     
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    What a prick.
     
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    They could use all those plantpots they have with them to help put out the fire!
     
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    Dorking lose FA Cup Tie..................... Manager not happy.
    What would he say about our lot?

    Dorking manager Marc White delivered what is surely the most brutal post-match assessment in FA Cup history following his team’s 2-0 derby defeat against Horsham.

    “Today was, wholeheartedly, a bunch of players that were absolutely ****
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    There were at least some sporting words for their near neighbours, who play two tiers below Dorking in the Isthmian League Premier Division.

    They fully deserve to be in the draw,” White said. “I really hope they get something amazing [in the next round], life-changing, so my f---ing **** players can learn a f---ing lesson because they were so poor.

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    Gareth Ainsworth should be like this ...

     
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    They'd probably draw QPR and get through to the next round with their eyes closed if we were L1
     
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    Probably two thirds of Ainsworth's post match interviews could have had that assessment...
     
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