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[Oldsparkey]

A whole week without a City game - what on earth are we going to do with ourselves?

I've just written a limerick which could be the start of a decent (indecent?) chat thread - here goes.............

A well endowed dog from the Gower
Took a shine to my wife in the shower
So I gave her a shout
"Are you coming out"
She said "give me another half hour".

 

[BluefromBridgend]

An oldie but goodie: -

There was a gay man from Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room
Thay argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what and with what to whom

Boom boom!!!

 

[william5551]

In days of old
when nights are cold
and toilets were not invented
they laid their load upon the road
and walked away contented.

 

[BluefromBridgend]

The boy stood on the burning deck
Playing a game of cricket
The ball went up
His trouser leg
And hit his middle wicket

Coat time

I've never understood why they were playing cricket on a burning deck.
I would have thought the game of put the fire out was more appropriate.
Or let's get the feck out of here!!!

 

[Oldsparkey]

Classic for our whippet loving friends.................

There was a young man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Blades of grass
Shot from his arse
And his bollucks were covered in weeds.

Sorry Elland.......

 

[Oldsparkey]

To continue this fest of poetry..............

A well hung young man from Cosham
Pulled out his bollucks to wash 'em
His wife said "Jack
If you don't put 'em back
I'll stamp on the buggers and squash 'em".