No reason why ...............

[Jaggro]

As I said before if you have talent writing, which you obviously have, then no chance to get a position, because you will show up all the other useless Bar Stewards.

took me a while to figure out what you were talking about 'Bar Stewards'
Phil Buckingham is alright to be fair, although I'm not in the habit of getting the paper these days. I got sick of reading articles with multiple grammar/spelling mistakes, along with generally stating stupid things, e.g 'Manchester United striker Phil Jones'. (not HDM)

The spelling and grammar wouldn't irritate me THAT much if I was looking at a different career, but the fat that certain newspapers have hired either chimpanzees or nursery children to write their articles instead of myself makes it too frustrating a read.

 

[smidgen]

took me a while to figure out what you were talking about 'Bar Stewards'
Phil Buckingham is alright to be fair, although I'm not in the habit of getting the paper these days. I got sick of reading articles with multiple grammar/spelling mistakes, along with generally stating stupid things, e.g 'Manchester United striker Phil Jones'. (not HDM)

The spelling and grammar wouldn't irritate me THAT much if I was looking at a different career, but the fat that certain newspapers have hired either chimpanzees or nursery children to write their articles instead of myself makes it too frustrating a read.

'fact'

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

took me a while to figure out what you were talking about 'Bar Stewards'
Phil Buckingham is alright to be fair, although I'm not in the habit of getting the paper these days. I got sick of reading articles with multiple grammar/spelling mistakes, along with generally stating stupid things, e.g 'Manchester United striker Phil Jones'. (not HDM)

The spelling and grammar wouldn't irritate me THAT much if I was looking at a different career, but the fat that certain newspapers have hired either chimpanzees or nursery children to write their articles instead of myself makes it too frustrating a read.

Why dont you start doing a match report for every match you attend, then post it on here. Do it as a deadline thing. Its gotta be on here by 7pm. If you dont go away go to Ferriby or Hall Road and write it up and put it on here. That will test you more as you will have to find out who the players, managers are etc. Start building a portfolio like that.
Good luck and get going. I would like a proper match report on here as you say the HDM is ****e and the nationals dont say anything.