"no no Mr Lampard!...."

would a downie be as or stronger than an oranguatan?

 

stronger. a downie would pull the arms off an orangutan, then skip around laughing waving them around like streamers <oK>

 

then the almighty silver back wud strike vengeance upon thy ***** for killing a fellow ape by rippin the stupit ****s head off

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Orangutang, shades it for me

Right turn Clyde....bang....downie's on his arse

 

Thought that was Sol Campbells parents going ape-**** at the thought of him joining Celtic

 

oooooh racist

 

Some arse on the one on the right

 

**** sake Bollo.

Good shout

 

That's got me in the mood now

SHADES ON. STUBBLE GROWN. WALK ROUND GLASGOW PERVIN' AT THE NATIVES!!!

 

an enraged ***** would tear a gorilla to shreds

 

Stupid **** i am!

 

Bollo

If the silverback's arse got you all going, maybe you'll like this picture of Serena Williams

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ad ghetto blast it

 

Nice one Nev

 

Nev, you would need to on top form ( as if you were making a colombian hookers day ) or Serena would ****ing destroy you

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She's built like ****in Marvellous Marvin Hagler, with hair and tits

 

Oil the pair of us up and we'll wrestle to find out which one of us hides the sausage!

 

she's not the best looking woman in the world but it'd be some way to go

like my theory that grace jones (even now) could **** you to death

 

a bit weird but still someway to go LR!

 

i imagine in you last dying moments under serena or grace you'd think to yourself that at least you'd given it a shot, at least you'd tried.it'd be like getting ****ed to death by a cross between a nubian goddess and a very, very, sexually agressive manatee

 

this really has made e confused sexually... not that I'm complaining of course