They won’t appoint you. You’re not enough of a yes man. Can’t have a rogue mod shaking things up around here
Given you are the biggest Mod tool... "I’ll ban Sucky for jokes, he gets vexed when authority throws its weight around...it’s a funny vexed, like when y gal falls out with you and you just tolerate the side swipes because ultimately you know, you won that one. anyone wanna see that?" Make me mod, and I'll ban Spurlock whenever Ramadan overlaps with any episode of Levy/ENIC stupidity (he would get so cranky he would explode IRL and get arrested) .
Have you decided if it's me, Spurlock or Sucky getting the gig, yet? You aren't handing the position to that bender, Luke, are you?