No, I am not Dead.

LR ya ****

 

Booooooooooo

 

bastard

 

Prove it ya existentialist

 

****s. I'll ****ing get newsbot to hunt you all down

All hail king Muir.

 

and so it begins.

newsbot wouldnt harm me, i'm the only one reading all the articles nice try, bitch.

 

Newsbot does what i say. I own the bitch

 

So you tell newsbot to post every ****ing article twice?

 

that might have backfired muir

so where the **** have you been anyway? has the mrs totalled your motor yet?

 

Na, she has died her hair blonde though. Think she might be preparing to use that as an excuse if she fails her test again

I have been busy working, financial year end and all that. Plus I heard that internet usage is being monitored

 

Gies a shot of that Balaclava?

 

still cant actually prove youre not dead though , can ya ?? In fact you could be anybody , posing as muir , while the real muir is in a dark cellar with.......oh , I`ll leave the rest to youir imaginations

 

i am occasionally worried that you are all just the same fat bloke who can type incredibly fast

 

no , no Im not..... I mean , we`re not , oh , **** , covers blown.

 

I am worried that if I don't get my weight under 30 stone I might have to take breaks when I am typing so fast.

 

how to you keep track of all your multiple racist, sexually degraded personalities? and how come you cant even get the standard smileys in the quick reply toolbar between the lot of you?

 

TBH theres not enough hours in the day , trying to juggle that , while making a suit out of other peoples skin.

 

Useless ****s.

 

Aye , not only their skin but also their useless ****s.