Aye, if I'd only want it if I have to share it with the bloke I drink with down the pub! Creased here! What a ****ing daft prize
It's all one massive euphemism. Listen to it again but remember "nickel" means penis "nickelodeon" means "bumhole" "music" means "anal" Remember she'll do anything you want her to and listen right to the end, everyone is welcome.
The voice over at the end "Well they looked like miners, they're going to look like very badly dressed miners now"