Nir Bitton

[VenomPD]

He's been sent back to Glasgow by the Israeli national team for "disciplinary reasons"

Let's speculate why without any evidence or forethought.

 

[EDGE.]

Cheating on his missus.

Know a bhoy who was shaggin some BINT and Biton was sending pics of his circumcised penis on snapchat to this little minx.

 

[VenomPD]

Cheating on his missus.

Know a bhoy who was shaggin some BINT and Biton was sending pics of his circumcised penis on snapchat to this little minx.

 

[EDGE.]

^^ has no pals on snapchat ^^

 

[VenomPD]

^^ has no pals on snapchat ^^

I've never used snapchat. Nobody wants to see any pictures of me for startlingly obvious reasons.

 

[EDGE.]

I've never used snapchat. Nobody wants to see any pictures of me for startlingly obvious reasons.

The filters can make even the most ugly of ducklings into beautifully burnt swan.

 

[VenomPD]

A vintage-style Venomface is still a Venomface.

 

[Mind The Duck]

Bobby Sands tattoo

 

[Mind The Duck]

Making death faces at Palestinians

 

[Mind The Duck]

Not making death faces at Palestinians

 

[Big Audio Dynamite]

Made the mistake of telling the Israeli security services he is now a big fan of the Green Brigade?

Ach, it'll all be sorted once Mossad do a quick Internet search.