with Barton gone someone has to take over as club idiot. It would appear he is extremely well qualified.
The bloke is an utter can opener. That's a new insult I'm trying because I realise I swear far too much. Did it work?
His latest Tweet: Going to Nandos, anyone got a problem meet me there we can talk it through... What a nob!!
Just got back from Nandos and had a cracking chat with Nile. He showed me his FTM tattoo and discussed how we both liked taking the piss out of the Mags. He said him and Ashley were proper boyz in the hood and all that and were planning many more rip roaring piss taking moments in the coming weeks and months to give us all a laugh. He shared his Lime & Coriander PERi-PERi Chicken with me and we said cheerio. What a nice lad though. Lol
I had to tweet him after seeing that. 'Want to follow an idiot? Follow @NilePowerRanger he's stupider than Barton and can't even play football. Shh don't tell him. He's got a gun.'