Nikica Jelavic - Now official: he's signed

Alan Shearer once went 12 games without a goal in the mid-nineties.

Did that undemonstrate (not even a word) his abilities?

 

Surely not - only yesterday you claimed it was nailed on (or some such expression). Not even a 'TWT' in evidence.....

 

Jelavic signed at about 9am this morning supposedly.



Personally I think that is bullshit.

 

We actually re-signed Jon Parkin, we're just waiting for his name change documents to come through.

Word is Danny Webb has submitted deed poll documents to change his name to Shane Long, he'll be here tomorrow.

 

Why the **** has there been no news?

 

Just relax, if it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, we move on and find someone else.

 

is Jelavic able to play against Norwich this weekend?

if we get Long too... we should be aiming higher than 10th!

 

If he signs before Friday night, yes.

 

I'm getting all moist just thinking about it.

 

I saw Jon Parkin at the services on the way home from Anfield. He actually looked quite slim!

 

Is there a House of Mirrors at that particular service station?

 

Liverpool echo journalist has just tweeted saying just waiting for work permit confirmation and that he has trained with us for the last two days!

 

Confirmed!!!!!!!!

 

Hull City A.F.C.
DONE DEAL!

Welcome to Nikica Jelavic, who has joined from Everton for an undisclosed fee having signed a three-and-a-half year deal.

Thank christ for that.

 

Finally. Thank god.

 

Got a link to the tweet? Not questioning your source, just wanted to check out his other tweets. If he is training with us, it seems positive.

 

Thank **** for that.

 

https://www.facebook.com/hullcityofficial

official facebook page says done!

 

PHEW

THANK **** for that

Now get long in

 

Very excited for Norwich now. I wish a few of the guest would sign up and join in the conversation.