Nick Names.

My name is Chad Sexington. Nickname Sexy.

See above.

 

A lot of people don't know my real name either

 

i used to get called theodoro miguel esperanza rodriguez de la santino

shortened to theo

 

Everybody knows my name

Regards,

Barrie

 

Folk used to cal up my house (when I stayed with my folks) and ask for Pud

"Hi Mrs Pud, Pud there?"

 

and know where you stay <twechar>

 

Your Primary School football coach used to call you Sexy!!

 

Yeah I got the same. Then my ma would ask "Which one?"

Everyone did

 

Nice try, but we from SPN know why yer really called Pud. It'll be our little secret. Ya fat puddin eating ****.

 

Im a kafflik and my priest used to bum me rigidly.

 

**** off stumpy!

I wans't a fat lad .. a skinny bean pole till I hit 21 .. then I put the weight on! Not a fat **** but no exactky slim!

 

Are you called Pud as well... is your maw my maw!!!

 

Shut it, tubby

 

Crispy balls

Slim Shady was the other

 

When I was a small kid it was "you little ****"

Now I'm a grown man it's "****"

 

Or, when yer in Jockland it'll be "fanny"

 

Every time I have sex with a woman I get called 'No' a lot. I must have a good reputation because I will 'hook up' with a woman I've never met before and she will scream 'No' repeatedly when I have my way with her. Them bitches talk you know, it just caught on.

 

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I get that too. Only I get called "stop, stop, oh dear God stop, you're hurting me, stop, oh, oh, don't stop, don't stop, faster..." and so on.

 

Knew a young lady who'd served 3 months in prison. When she came out some called her "Peaches," because she was fresh out of the can.