I dunno what hurts worsererererer. The mental scars or the anal scars. If only I hidny agreed to vigorously washing the balls after the fitba match. My life could have been so very different. But, I get by. Everybody pretends it didn't happen and Father Pervy is dead now so I guess it doesn't matter anymore. I don't want to make a fuss.
Weeeeeeble spotted earlier today. [video=youtube;ksRMKsdF2do]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksRMKsdF2do[/video]
Whoosh whoosh Although you won't recognise the sound of everything going over yer Heid while you busy yer wee self makin the sammiches. Leave the talk to the men, like yer reverse parking, yer politics, and what to think in general.
Crikey. This has turned into a most fearful stramash. With so much invigorating toughness on display, itâs surely only a matter of time before someone gets seriously e-hurt.
This may be true, but there is a certain justifiable inevitability about the people who wear onesies eventually finding themselves on the receiving end of extreme violence.
I think he's maybe too busy mocking poor people with semi-detached houses to spend any time in here, MD. Rebelbhoy - I just saw your comment to me (missed it at first, sorry). Going to bed now, though.....
Not according to public record. However wearing comedy slippers always results in death for those wearing them. And rightly so.
I'm still alive. I was supposed to be covering the NBA tonight with a new bit of code, but it went so wrong that I had to give up completely on it - which has now had the positive benefit of allowing me to git pissed
Not according to public record? Are you actually trying to argue with me, Gambol? With me? Taking your life into your own hands there, buddy. Maybe youâre unaware of the fact that I read books? I probably should have mentioned it. On this, at least, we can agree. Comedy slippers, comedy socks, comedy ties, comedy thongs, comedy glasses, comedy hats, black people: all of these things need taken out of circulation.
Itâs both funny and shaming how such a simple statement can help put everything back in perspective. Iâm sure the thoughts and prayers of every member of this forum are with your wife at this difficult time.
World war one started because heir presumptive to the austro-hungarian throne, archduke ferdinand, was assasinated by a serb whom he had once squirted with a joke flower, which had been bought from Tam Sheperds joke shop in Queen St Glasgow during the archdukes first royal tour of Scotchland. Onsies and comedy slippers have yet to change the course of history in quite such a profound and remarkable manner.