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Nick Clegg - two faced ****wit

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Mar 5, 2013.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>'
     
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  2. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    <torbettsyndrome>'
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I dunno what hurts worsererererer. The mental scars or the anal scars. If only I hidny agreed to vigorously washing the balls after the fitba match. My life could have been so very different.

    But, I get by. Everybody pretends it didn't happen and Father Pervy is dead now so I guess it doesn't matter anymore.

    I don't want to make a fuss.
     
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  4. RebelBhoy

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    You've changed.
     
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  5. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Weeeeeeble spotted earlier today.

    [video=youtube;ksRMKsdF2do]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksRMKsdF2do[/video]
     
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  6. RebelBhoy

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    Yeah, but I don't eat my dinner out of a bin ya filthy tramp.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I have. Am now wearing a onesie. Bedtime.
     
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  8. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Does it have an access flap?
     
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  9. Tina.

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    Whoosh <laugh>
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Whoosh whoosh<laugh>

    Although you won't recognise the sound of everything going over yer Heid while you busy yer wee self makin the sammiches.

    Leave the talk to the men, like yer reverse parking, yer politics, and what to think in general.
     
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  11. Psychosomatic

    Psychosomatic Well-Known Member

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    Crikey. This has turned into a most fearful stramash. With so much invigorating toughness on display, it’s surely only a matter of time before someone gets seriously e-hurt. <peacedove>
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nobody ever hurt anybody while wearing a onesie.
     
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  13. Psychosomatic

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    This may be true, but there is a certain justifiable inevitability about the people who wear onesies eventually finding themselves on the receiving end of extreme violence.
     
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  14. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Moooooooonacooo

    I SEE YOU.
     
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  15. Psychosomatic

    Psychosomatic Well-Known Member

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    I think he's maybe too busy mocking poor people with semi-detached houses to spend any time in here, MD.

    Rebelbhoy - I just saw your comment to me (missed it at first, sorry). Going to bed now, though.....
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Not according to public record. However wearing comedy slippers always results in death for those wearing them. And rightly so.
     
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  17. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    I'm still alive. I was supposed to be covering the NBA tonight with a new bit of code, but it went so wrong that I had to give up completely on it - which has now had the positive benefit of allowing me to git pissed <ok>
     
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  18. Psychosomatic

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    Not according to public record? Are you actually trying to argue with me, Gambol? With me? Taking your life into your own hands there, buddy. Maybe you’re unaware of the fact that I read books? I probably should have mentioned it.

    On this, at least, we can agree. Comedy slippers, comedy socks, comedy ties, comedy thongs, comedy glasses, comedy hats, black people: all of these things need taken out of circulation.
     
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  19. Psychosomatic

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    It’s both funny and shaming how such a simple statement can help put everything back in perspective. I’m sure the thoughts and prayers of every member of this forum are with your wife at this difficult time.
     
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  20. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    World war one started because heir presumptive to the austro-hungarian throne, archduke ferdinand, was assasinated by a serb whom he had once squirted with a joke flower, which had been bought from Tam Sheperds joke shop in Queen St Glasgow during the archdukes first royal tour of Scotchland.

    Onsies and comedy slippers have yet to change the course of history in quite such a profound and remarkable manner.
     
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