Neymar - there I said it ......

I agree actually, United obviously got a sniff that there was a tiny chance with Ramos where as surely there is no chance with Neymar. It's pure fantasy with nothing to back it up. His contract isn't up for 3 years!

 

So ridiculous a proposition that we would all collapse with shock if it did happen.

 

It's unlikely to work being the tea lady... but give it a go