Next season's manager

With his favourites in Downes and Manning doing the pressing.

 

Manning? He can’t even press his trousers.

 

To say that SR are taking risks again ignores the fact that it is Spors' decision and not the other jokers who thought they could re-invent football. I know that Spors is SR's appointment and is now SR but he's doing the job he's been hired for and most people have said they are happy with that. What I'm saying is, Still as manager is Spors' responsibility and we have to go with it if we have any trust in Spors.

But the real questions that need answering are;

Will Will Still be a success?
Will Will Still still be here at the end of the season?
If Will Smallbone wants to play a different style to what Will Still wants, will there be a battle of wills?
Some people don't think we can get promoted with an inexperienced manager but I think where there's a Will there's a way.

Can't think of anymore right now but best to get them out the way. My wife is a ginger so no jokes from me in that direction.

 

I'm sure we could make Pep look ****

 

I hate that twat. He's ruined football

 

You can't dispute that he's a very successful manager though

 

My Gran could manage Man City with their budget.

 

This Will Still appointment could lead to the removal of a definition from the Oxford Dictionary.


Definitions from Oxford Languages
adverb: still

referring to something that will or may happen in the future

Example "we could still win"

 

Oh no doubt. Still killed the game I love though.

 

Still killed the game you love? I'm very confused now, I thought Pep did that

 

Give it until September mate.

 

As long as that? August could be ugly if he hasn't got the stuff.
I'm pretty relaxed about it if we do hire Still. I think he's possibly a shrewd appointment, and if he's not then we'll get an extra season in the championship which I also don't mind

 

I thought the Long Ball style of football did that in the 1990s?

I appreciate what Pep has been trying to do but i think playing this way has been an anathema to the Briitish since 1920s when Austria deminstrated an alternative to our way of playing the game.

Surely having so many approaches to football is what makes it interesting ?

 

How many times do we think Will Still has simulated next season as Saints manager on FM so far?

 

Wonder which players he was able to buy, Messi, Haaland and Jim Magilton.

 

No chance, I’ve tried before and every time he says he’s not leaving for any money, and the club say they’ve no interest in letting him go.




No idea about Messi or Haaland though

 

He hasn’t even signed yet!

(I post this joke without reading further into the thread, convinced someone else has already).

 

Edit: yep!

Edit: i thought I hit edit!

 

Absolutely not, I want blood and thunder, 442 and get it into the mixer. I want pacey silky wingers, I want an enormous lump of a striker with a smaller speedier one as his partner. I want an English central midfielder who can barely string a sentence together, much less a series of passes. I want my centre backs to have at least 3 minor convictions between them.

That my friend, is how football should nay must, be played. I want my centre forwards scoring goals, drinking beer and shagging page 3 girls. I want them on the front page as well as the back. Anything else is woke nonsense.

This is a football hill I am prepared to die on. I am right, there's simply no response to this, apart from maybe "****ing hell Lincs, you're a football connoisseur. A real genius"