Next Seasons bets

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Apr 2, 2012
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This is my first post, so I thought I'd make it short, sweet and important.

I've got a lot resting upon the Spurs team for next season, in the form of a series of bets made.

Spurs win the League: Mate gets Scooter's lyrics for Jumping all over the world tattoo'd.
Spurs win the CL: Mate has Scooter's face tattoo'd where the sun doth not shine.

Arsenal win the league: I get the lyrics to God save the queen tattoo'd.
Arsenal win the CL: I get a full size tattoo of Oliver Cromwell tattoo'd on my back.

And seperately:
Liverpool finish in the top 6: Both of us have Kenny Dalglish = F***ing Legend tattoo'd on our chests.
(nb. My mate is a die hard Bob Dylan fan, and I'm a backwater Irishman)

Now hopefully, none of the above will effect me, and I'm essentially relying on Liverpool to continue their rich vein of form.

COYS
 
Spurs win the League: Mate gets Scooter's lyrics for Jumping all over the world tattoo'd.
Spurs win the CL: Mate has Scooter's face tattoo'd where the sun doth not shine.

Won't happen.

Arsenal win the league: I get the lyrics to God save the queen tattoo'd.
Arsenal win the CL: I get a full size tattoo of Oliver Cromwell tattoo'd on my back.
Won't happen.


And seperately:
Liverpool finish in the top 6: Both of us have Kenny Dalglish = F***ing Legend tattoo'd on our chests.
(nb. My mate is a die hard Bob Dylan fan, and I'm a backwater Irishman)

Will happen.
 
Liverpool could easily finish in the top 6 next season. Newcastle will lose some players this summer I think.
 
Ridiculous bets, the only forfeit that even has anything to do with the bet is the Kenny one and that's not even a bet.
 
If I was going to have a bet involving Dalglish, it would be on him being the first PL manager to get the sack next season.
 
This is my first post, so I thought I'd make it short, sweet and important.

I've got a lot resting upon the Spurs team for next season, in the form of a series of bets made.

Spurs win the League: Mate gets Scooter's lyrics for Jumping all over the world tattoo'd.
Spurs win the CL: Mate has Scooter's face tattoo'd where the sun doth not shine.


COYS


Is it April 1st already?
 
OUCH that’s enormous;2795836 said:
Oh I see, if I dont agree I'm a nuisance?

You weren't disagreeing. You couldn't possibly know whether the OP has made that bet.

Leaving aside the fact that you weren't disagreeing with anything anyone said, the April Fools Day joke was rubbish.

Clear?