Next permanent manager

He's obviously been so busy he thought he had an exclusive

 

**** me The Pink could have broke this midweek news as quick as you

 

Lol. I’ve been right on 3 occasions now and still you doubt my contacts.

I don’t care. I have my sauce and it was right.

 

So Howe's win % is almost as bad as Bruce's

 

I accept I’m a twat sometimes but when I get some gossip and I tell you that: at least bow to my greatness.

P.S I know what perfume Mandy uses.

 

*************BREAKING NEWS*****************

Peter Beardsley has been relieved of his position as u23 coach after claims of bullying

 

At Bournemouth it was 49%?

 

Not in the Prem only 29

 

Thats alright man coz Bruce was the greatest manager ever according to the pundits

 

For the avoidance of doubt. If anyone can show me one media outlet that reported pre 6pm (when I told you all) that Howe was going to be revealed as manager tomorrow I will happily concede my contact is talking ****.

I’ve looked and I can’t find any.

 

Is it, hmmm. But that’s ok cause we are getting relegated anyways.

 

I’m addition to that when I checked this afternoon on this thread not one of you had claimed to have read anything to suggest he was going to be manager tomorrow that I can see.

 

You have lost weight.

 

Howe will be in place for a promotion push if we go down at least.

It's a sensible appointment really

 

All jokes aside I've lost a stone this year

 

I’m the opposite.

 

Damn. You got me.

 

Where's Howe's team at currently?