Next permanent manager

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Next permanent manager will be?

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LiamO said:
We'll hire a numpty,

Lose every game,

Sack the manager,

And get relegated.

<cheers>

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Gain instant promotion with a team of well paid journeymen

have a cracking summer transfer window

make an impressive start to the promotion season

slowly start to tempt away top stars from the big 5 and Spurs

watch our glorious new history unfold before our disbelieving eyes
 
CaraMatt said:
Popped in. I’ve been, and still am, basking in the takeover and not worrying about a thing. Money does that doesn’t it. I can live with relegation, it’s cool, it’s just a delay to the inevitable movement of the team I’ve supported through decades of lows and a couple of years of highs to the very forefront of global club football.

quit whining ya leedle beeches…. just crack on with helping me dilute the anti-Saudi comments in the Guardian football comments sections and before you know it you’ll be looking at our trophies
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Point them in the direction of a co-op. That'll cheer them up
 
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Get big Sam in man he is brilliant at relegation battles, we were gone and we were transformed and stopped up a few years ago,Conti, Mourinho would cack themselves and bottle it .
 
monty987 said:
Get big Sam in man he is brilliant at relegation battles, we were gone and we were transformed and stopped up a few years ago,Conti, Mourinho would cack themselves and bottle it .
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How did that go last season for him?
 
CaraMatt said:
Beautiful, fragrant, servile Co-Op brides :emoticon-0152-heart
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And before anyone thinks they’ve had a brainwave……. I have already pitched my “Co-Op-Brides” app idea to the Cooperative’s senior management and am waiting for a reply to my email.

when all the ‘sexist, medieval, woke’ nonsense dies down at their head office and somebody sees what I’m seeing…. I’ll give you fellas a free priority membership.
 
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CaraMatt said:
And before anyone thinks they’ve had a brainwave……. I have already pitched my “Co-Op-Brides” app idea to the Cooperative’s senior management and am waiting for a reply to my email.

when all the ‘sexist, medieval, woke’ nonsense dies down at their head office and somebody sees what I’m seeing…. I’ll give you fellas a free priority membership.
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“Priority” will allow you to search by branch rather than simply hair colour+age - therefore much more focused
 
CaraMatt said:
“Priority” will allow you to search by branch rather than simply hair colour+age - therefore much more focused
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you’ll be pinged when within 3 miles of a Co-Op store or forecourt (Funeral homes are automatically weeded out) and female staff name badges will be scannable.

Someone stop me now….
 
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magdad said:
I would jump in and get Nuno and his staff now like. His coaching team are all good. Experience in the PL and he seems like a canny bloke.

Lets be honest he wasn't planning on needing a holiday at the minute if he hadn't been sacked so just get him and straight to graft.
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But that would mean they (our esteemed owners) have been farting about and all the patience virtues and self preaching non moaners are talking a load of crappy poopoo.
 
CaraMatt said:
Popped in. I’ve been, and still am, basking in the takeover and not worrying about a thing. Money does that doesn’t it. I can live with relegation, it’s cool, it’s just a delay to the inevitable movement of the team I’ve supported through decades of lows and a couple of years of highs to the very forefront of global club football.

quit whining ya leedle beeches…. just crack on with helping me dilute the anti-Saudi comments in the Guardian football comments sections and before you know it you’ll be looking at our trophies
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You do realise we are Newcastle united and we ain’t won a sausage in a very long time right.

Money can only get you so far anyways. The rest is all about gentle persuasion and significant threats. Ah, erm your trying to pursuade people otherwise.
 
CaraMatt said:
Gain instant promotion with a team of well paid journeymen

have a cracking summer transfer window

make an impressive start to the promotion season

slowly start to tempt away top stars from the big 5 and Spurs

watch our glorious new history unfold before our disbelieving eyes
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Now that’s a dream I can buy into.
 
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So maybe not Fonseca. I retract my earlier statement.
 
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monty987 said:
Get big Sam in man he is brilliant at relegation battles, we were gone and we were transformed and stopped up a few years ago,Conti, Mourinho would cack themselves and bottle it .
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Conte who was manager of Italy at the time Allardyce was with you, and Mourinho who was out of work at the time?
 
Welshie said:
I mean I know we have cash and that the board is a **** ton better, but as of right now nothing has happened yet and that manager is going to have to takeover this squad. A squad Jamie Carragher described as the worst in the league. Thanks Brucie.

Unai will be sacked at Villareal soon though so I can see why he'd go.
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If Unai is about to get sacked, again, do we want him?
 
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