Next Newcastle Manager

[Welshie]

With the sacking of Stephen Roger Bruce right around the corner, either this season or 5 seasons to come, I say we begin planning for his replacement.

It appears our recent appointments have been exclusively fat sweaty slobs stuck in the 90s, so I suggest a radical movement away from such appointments - let's have a look at some young candidates.

With a chance to topple the powerhouse of Scotland, a good Europa League record and a win percentage of 60%. Steven Gerrard, Age 40:

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Below we have the man who founded the city of Bournemouth, is that true? No. But did you know about Bournemouth before Eddie Howe? No. Where even IS Bournemouth? No idea. In a few seasons he turned a League One outfit into Premier League regulars, they even played nice football. Age, 42. Currently without a job.

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Former Newcastle player, national symbol and universally loved, it's former CDM, Box to Box... Right winger? Joey Barton. Who once said Zlatan has a "Big ****ing nose," grabbed his balls and waggled them at Torres and is the absolute king at winding up Mackems. Joey has transformed "little" Fleetwood Town into regular giant slayers and even promotion favourites. Age, 38.

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Allardyce is a fat sweaty slob, Age 65, currently unemployed as his football made Everton fans cry

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[Fox Mulder]

I'd rather have Gerrard than Bruce TBH, but I think it'll be Tim sherwood..

I'm going for Tim sherwood.

 

[Welshie]

I'd rather have Gerrard than Bruce TBH, but I think it'll be Tim sherwood..

I'm going for Tim sherwood.

I'd rather have all three of them than Bruce.

Gerrard is the one with the most potential, ignore Ben's opinion on this topic as the man is actually a Celtic fan.

Rangers have been sexy under Gerrard.

 

[Ben 10]

I'd take all of them ahead of Bruce, even Allardyce

Howe would be a good appointment

Barton will never get a chance under
Ashley because of who he is, doesn't matter what he achieves

Wouldn't fancy Gerrard really, hasn't really done anything

Allardyce is a fat ****

 

[Fox Mulder]

I'd rather have all three of them than Bruce.

Gerrard is the one with the most potential, ignore Ben's opinion on this topic as the man is actually a Celtic fan.

Rangers have been sexy under Gerrard.

Anyone just anyone young will so.. 4 4 2 with 3 cms and lacelles ahead of schar and Fraser and almiron benched to them bring on in positions they're not best suited to and I've had enough of Bruce tbh

 

[Welshie]

I'd take all of them ahead of Bruce, even Allardyce

Howe would be a good appointment

Barton will never get a chance under
Ashley because of who he is, doesn't matter what he achieves

Wouldn't fancy Gerrard really, hasn't really done anything

Allardyce is a fat ****

I read that Barton's issues at Newcastle were never with Ashley, he claimed it was all against Llambias.

Apparently Llambias, who runs casinos would offer deals like "listen, if we finish 5th you get a 4 year contract extension, reckon you can do it?"

So they had a massive argument in the office and the next day he was training with the kids.

Ashley was sound with him

 

[Fox Mulder]

I'd take all of them ahead of Bruce, even Allardyce

Howe would be a good appointment

Barton will never get a chance under
Ashley because of who he is, doesn't matter what he achieves

Wouldn't fancy Gerrard really, hasn't really done anything

Allardyce is a fat ****

It'll be Tim sherwood

I'd like Lee Clark

 

[Welshie]

It'll be Tim sherwood

I'd like Lee Clark

Forgot Lee Clark,

adding him to the list

but I reckon realistically its gonna be Pearson.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Forgot Lee Clark,

adding him to the list

but I reckon realistically its gonna be Pearson.

Can we have a poll

 

[Ben 10]

I read that Barton's issues at Newcastle were never with Ashley, he claimed it was all against Llambias.

Apparently Llambias, who runs casinos would offer deals like "listen, if we finish 5th you get a 4 year contract extension, reckon you can do it?"

So they had a massive argument in the office and the next day he was training with the kids.

Ashley was sound with him

Barton won't be a yes man as a manager which is what Ashley wants. I think after Rafa we will never have another manager who wants to better the club (under Ashley obviously). Take your pick from the merry go round of sackless donkeys. Unless the takeover happens then just get Simeone in

 

[Ben 10]

Lee Clark?

 

[Welshie]

Lee Clark?

just checked his record

gonna be a no from me

 

[Ben 10]

just checked his record

gonna be a no from me

He's managing Newcastle Blue Star

 

[Fox Mulder]

Lee Clark?

Yes he's got managerial experience he was a very underrated player, he's a great character that worked hard all his career and has an infectious smile... Then there's the fact he's black and white through and through.. I loved clarky.. He'd do better than Bruce ever will

 

[Ben 10]

Yes he's got managerial experience he was a very underrated player, he's a great character that worked hard all his career and has an infectious smile... Then there's the fact he's black and white through and through.. I loved clarky.. He'd do better than Bruce ever will

You're definitely winding me up like. I agree with the last sentence though

 

[Fox Mulder]

You're definitely winding me up like. I agree with the last sentence by default though

I'm most certainly not.. I'd love to give him the job...

 

[Ben 10]

Forgot about Bowyer he seems to be doing a decent job

 

[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

I'm most certainly not.. I'd love to give him the job...

I pray you are not Charnley

 

[Welshie]

Forgot about Bowyer he seems to be doing a decent job

ye i decided to put Bowyer on the list instead of Lee Clark

sos lads but he is doing a way better job

 

[Fox Mulder]

I pray you are not Charnley

Was I right about Bruce getting the job?