Next Everton Manager?

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Next Permanent Everton Manager

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Is boil piss the newest trend on here or something?

Comes up a lot and has no context

Is my piss now boiling? Fkn boomer humour
 
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Welshie said:
Is boil piss the newest trend on here or something?

Comes up a lot and has no context

Is my piss now boiling? Fkn boomer humour
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Sounds like boomers boil your piss tbh. Albeit the gents you’re referring to are more likely to be Generation X, so you can’t even get that bit right.
 
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Tobes said:
Sounds like boomers boil your piss tbh. Albeit the gents you’re referring to are more likely to be Generation X, so you can’t even get that bit right.
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Boomers are annoying people, but ye dont need to be one to bust out their humour.

Tbh Tobes youve always been a bit defensive about age, since me 5th post on here.

Dont let it "boil ye piss"

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Welshie said:
Boomers are annoying people, but ye dont need to be one to bust out their humour.

Tbh Tobes youve always been a bit defensive about age, since me 5th post on here.

Dont let it "boil ye piss"

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I really haven’t though, but you’ve been badly paranoid about me since about your 5th post on here though.
 
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I really haven’t though, but you’ve been badly paranoid about me since about your 5th post on here though.
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What ya on about, you adopted me last year ffs.

Ive loved you like a father since
 
Tell ya what boils my piss, people burping with their mouth open in public like its funny.
Spitting too

Disgusting pigs
 
Blue Potato said:
Is boiled piss safer to drink?
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I read a book once about a ship that caught fire off of the Hawaiian islands back in the 18th century. The blokes that managed to escape into the lifeboat were at sea for 28 days before they made it to land. They managed to grab a few supplies before the ship went down, but when they ran out they survived by eating their leather boots, and drinking their own piss.

Apparently they had recycled their own piss so many times that they said it was coming out like cotton wool, and they had to pull it out of their japs eye to get it out.

Just thought I'd mention that over dinner time.
 
Throw away comment has the piss pot bubbling over.

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PINKIE said:
I read a book once about a ship that caught fire off of the Hawaiian islands back in the 18th century. The blokes that managed to escape into the lifeboat were at sea for 28 days before they made it to land. They managed to grab a few supplies before the ship went down, but when they ran out they survived by eating their leather boots, and drinking their own piss.

Apparently they had recycled their own piss so many times that they said it was coming out like cotton wool, and they had to pull it out of their japs eye to get it out.

Just thought I'd mention that over dinner time.
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As a side note, Moby Dick was loosely based on the events of a real whaling ship that I don't remember the name of... But there's a fascinating book I read once about that disaster...

When the ship got destroyed they were only like 20* miles away from a safe island but they mistakenly thought it was populated by cannibals so they ended making this mammoth trip across the Pacific in life boats. Ran out of food and ironically ended up eating each other until only a few of them left.

I don't recall if they drank their piss or not now.


* I don't know if 20 is accurate... Needless to say, they were close to a safe port.
 
Blue Potato said:
As a side note, Moby Dick was loosely based on the events of a real whaling ship that I don't remember the name of... But there's a fascinating book I read once about that disaster...

When the ship got destroyed they were only like 20* miles away from a safe island but they mistakenly thought it was populated by cannibals so they ended making this mammoth trip across the Pacific in life boats. Ran out of food and ironically ended up eating each other until only a few of them left.

I don't recall if they drank their piss or not now.


* I don't know if 20 is accurate... Needless to say, they were close to a safe port.
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They would probably have got some hydration from the blood and bodily fluids if they were eating each other
 
PINKIE said:
They would probably have got some hydration from the blood and bodily fluids if they were eating each other
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I believe for a lot of the trip they were near the equator so I imagine they needed a lot more water than they got out of each other. (they actually made it to an uninhabited island in the Galapagos at one point before moving on).

I actually don't remember what they did for water, I assume rain water played a big part but don't remember.
 
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