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Actually have been crook ole mate.................. won't go away, either. My gin intake has dropped by more than half!
I can't be pregnant but l feel, fcuked!
As soon as I heard that you weren't well I came over all queasy, I could hear violins playing and a guitar, I think it was the deliverance theme, I heard heavenly voices saying (Strewth cobber it's our old mate he's not well) so I've got the old collection tin out, doing the rounds for you. 10 hours now and it's going well, people are contributing, another 10 hours and ill have enough for a gin miniature for you, just remember it's the thought that counts, and we love you mate
 
As soon as I heard that you weren't well I came over all queasy, I could hear violins playing and a guitar, I think it was the deliverance theme, I heard heavenly voices saying (Strewth cobber it's our old mate he's not well) so I've got the old collection tin out, doing the rounds for you. 10 hours now and it's going well, people are contributing, another 10 hours and ill have enough for a gin miniature for you, just remember it's the thought that counts, and we love you mate

Aw shucks, yes it is the thought that counts ole mate …… that’s why l was thinking of a pallet load of gin was going to be delivered from your sincere efforts in raising coin for a good cause.

l can see the parishioners are a tight fisted bunch of ….. of ……. of people, bless em.

Keep up the good work ole son, thee lord works in mysterious ways.