Sticky Dicky
it could be Tricky Dicky DidleyIf you say so…
couldn't be he doesn't have his willy out to bore her
tried to repent the Rev charges too much couldn't afford it so will just remain a sinnerYou need to visit the church and repent!
Donations are welcome by the slap-happy Reverend, so l’m told.
Is there anything newsworthy to report ?