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News Flash: Directors of West Ham being sought by HM Inland Revenue
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News Flash: Jose Mourinho talks about Man City fans.......
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New Flash!
All news updates are stories about things that have just happened, whether it be just now or earlier.
All news updates are stories about things that have just happened, whether it be just now or earlier.
Correction- He must be talking about Leeds!
News Flash!
Watch out for farmers and sheep!
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Watch out for farmers and sheep!
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News Flash:
The lrish government have announced that as of next week, all cars in lreland will now drive on the right hand side of the road.
lf this is a success, all buses and lorries will follow a week later.
The lrish government have announced that as of next week, all cars in lreland will now drive on the right hand side of the road.
lf this is a success, all buses and lorries will follow a week later.
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And now for the news ......... attention please!!!!!!
Man, 65, charged with murdering his girlfriend, 60, claims she accidentally choked to death giving him oral sex - and he wants to show the jury his PENIS as part of his defense.
The man has maintained that his girlfriend accidentally choked on his large penis while performing oral sex.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...n-s-choking-death-wants-penis-shown-jury.html
Aussie says, "I'm not a murderer!"
The man has maintained that his girlfriend accidentally choked on his large penis while performing oral sex.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...n-s-choking-death-wants-penis-shown-jury.html
Aussie says, "I'm not a murderer!"
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Fall in love with Harmony: World's only 'talking' sex doll has 18 personalities, answers your questions and even remembers your favourite meal
In the hope of making the most realistic sex doll yet, designers have created a bot that they claim can fall in love with its user.
The bizarre doll, named Harmony 2.0, talks in a Scottish accent, and can be programmed with 18 different personality traits, including 'shy' and 'sexual.'
A new video has been released that shows the doll speaking, in which she describes sex as 'one of the most fascinating things in the world.'
What a load of b"llox..
If it was true to life then the only things it would say is stuff like "No sorry dear, I have a really bad headache tonight" or "Where have you been? You told me you were only going to be 20 minutes and you have been gone for a hour" and "when am I getting a new kitchen" etc...
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- Robotic sex assistant can form emotional bonds with its users, inventors claim
- Harmony 2.0 has a Scottish-sounding accent and finds sex 'fascinating'
- The dolls are not yet on the market but are expected to cost $10,000 (£8,021)
In the hope of making the most realistic sex doll yet, designers have created a bot that they claim can fall in love with its user.
The bizarre doll, named Harmony 2.0, talks in a Scottish accent, and can be programmed with 18 different personality traits, including 'shy' and 'sexual.'
A new video has been released that shows the doll speaking, in which she describes sex as 'one of the most fascinating things in the world.'
What a load of b"llox..
If it was true to life then the only things it would say is stuff like "No sorry dear, I have a really bad headache tonight" or "Where have you been? You told me you were only going to be 20 minutes and you have been gone for a hour" and "when am I getting a new kitchen" etc...
I suppose it really is like a woman being it has 18 personalities
Pretty hard to talk if your balls are resting on the chin.
Tea bagging that's called apparently, you dunk your tea bags in the cup...
Nah, would still find somthong to complain about, I don't like Tetleys, you should have got PG tips or something, followed by "so you promise to take me out to choose a kitchen if I do this..."
You must have massive balls Aussie if you can rest them on your chin mate...
You should join the circus dude
Just keeping a abreast of the latest news.
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Why is she whistling Aussie ?