l’m feeling quite violated by your insensitive comments about my loose bowels. Fill free to donate to the ( FFP ) Squats Fart Free Program on 1800BLURTER.
BBC NEWS... Next weeks Covid Guidance. You can meet with another person from outside your family with an A or an R in their names unless it's a Wednesday. Family members are OK unless it's the third Monday after Pancake Tuesday. People under 5 foot 11 aren't allowed to go to the pub unless they have brown hair. Cat owners are exempt from the above unless the cat is ginger.
Breaking News! Where the fudgeola is Mrs K ???? Someone send out a squad car to do a search! Check all strip clubs, latex factories and cat litter shops, now!