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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    l’m feeling quite violated by your insensitive comments about my loose bowels.

    Fill free to donate to the ( FFP ) Squats Fart Free Program on 1800BLURTER.
     
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    BBC NEWS...

    Next weeks Covid Guidance. You can meet with another person from outside your family with an A or an R in their names unless it's a Wednesday. Family members are OK unless it's the third Monday after Pancake Tuesday. People under 5 foot 11 aren't allowed to go to the pub unless they have brown hair. Cat owners are exempt from the above unless the cat is ginger.
     
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    What’s breaking?
     
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    Glass
     
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    Wind
     
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    Hearts
     
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    Did you say, farts?
     
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    Q - Who gave some new yobs the right to post on our forum?

    A -
     
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    Downright liberty, if you ask me <grr>
     
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    Who do they think they are, trying to take over another team's football thread....
     
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    BREAKING NEWS:-

    Very windy today !
     
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    Breaking Wind!

    Sorry, l meant....

    Windy News!

    Sorry, l meant.....

    Wind Breaking!

    Sorry, l meant ....
     
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    Breaking News!

    Where the fudgeola is Mrs K ????
    Someone send out a squad car to do a search!
    Check all strip clubs, latex factories and cat litter shops, now!
     
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    Kitt must have gone into hibernation - can't say I blame her :)
     
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