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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Wow man, you do get around.
    I fully understand why you go missing from the forum at times so l'm really glad you keep coming back.
    You keep that manhood busy, ok!
    Oh..... and can ya p!ss on a few scum fans while your at it, thanks buddy.
    Take care man and stay safe in other peoples beds.
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Hey Greg - seeing that map of Reading reminds me of the fact that before I retired last year, the company I worked/slaved for had their main office in Woodley.

    What an exciting world we live in, eh ! :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 21, 2017
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  3. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    Was it near this place?

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    I live in Woodley<ok><laugh>
     
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    UTRs Senile Member

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    Woopert, I often saw this scary looking man doing his shopping in Woodley, so this is you?

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    UTRs Senile Member

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    If yes then your that Daddy, and I am really sorry if my wumming has p!ssed you of kind Sir. I want to live so please let me send you all my money every week so you don't track me down and kill me, please I beg you.

    Woopert is a very very nice man<ok>

    All praise Woopert<cheers>

     
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    Woopert, your the best mate<ok><ok><ok><cheers><cheers><cheers>
     
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    That terrifying looking 6' 4" geezer is John Anthony Portsmouth Football Club Westwood, who is the proprietor of an antiquarian bookshop in Petersfield. During the week he wears a smart suit, and shirt and tie, and looks quite respectable. On match days he gets possessed by unknown forces (mainly drink :1980_boogie_down:) and plays his bugle, and rings his hand bell during games.
    He was banned from South Coast arch-rivals Southampton's St Mary's Stadium in 2003, for urinating on seats in the away end !! However, he was in the crowd on 13 February 2010, when Portsmouth defeated Southampton 4–1 in the fifth round of the FA Cup. along with the 2–2 draw in the Championship on 7 April 2012.

    He is like Marmite - you either love or hate him. To me, he is a true football character <ok>

     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 21, 2017
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    Don't worry Greg - I've just emailed him to remove the fatwa he placed on you <magic>
     
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    I really do now think this is actually you Mr Duck kind Sir<ok>
     
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    Your 100% the Daddy<ok>

    Choose life, then choose not to upset Duckie the great<ok>

    All praise Duckie<diva>

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    This is a picture of me on a match day - honest ! - the curlers are optional :emoticon-0105-wink:

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    He is harmless, you have not met QPR TeD...



    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Is he the one on the left, or the one on the right in the picture ? :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    isnt it pretty
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    Van wedged into cottage wall after crash in Bedfordshire

    A van has crashed into a 16th century cottage in Bedfordshire, smashing through its front door and becoming lodged in the wall.

    The vehicle flew over a hedge after coming off the road on a bend.

    The driver, a 34-year-old man, has been arrested and is suspected of being under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

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    http://news.sky.com/story/van-wedged-into-cottage-wall-after-crash-in-bedfordshire-11076489

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    Nothing beats home delivery!
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    News Flash - l have nothing to report....... as you were.
     
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    NEWS FLASH:

    England drew with Germany tonight. 0-0, but not a bad game.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 10, 2017
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    NEWS FLASH:

    Australia drew with Honduras tonight. 0-0, but not a bad game.
     
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    Could've been much better if Livermore had a pair and passed it forwards sometimes. He slowed the play down far too often when there were great runs being made in front of him but he didn't have the vision or skill to doing anything but play it safe and pass sideways.
    Tammy played a few great balls into space which I thought somebody should've got to but that will come with practice.
     
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