Match Day Thread Newcastle v Sunderland- Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

I won't stay long, no doubt we are not welcome today, but ****ing hell that was easy, what the **** has happened to your team?

 

WTF? Why aren't we allowed excuses to console ourselves? Sure they aren't the "but nobody else fancies me mum", "but she's a cousin", "I have no idea how that got stuck in her ass, honest" classics you guys are used to peddling... But as the losing side, we're allowed excuses. You get to be a smug twat, we get excuses.

 

Woah woah waoh... the Derby is 1,800,938,393,193 minutes long... You guys have stupidly knackered yourselves after 90 and pissed off home... we're still missing the empty net as we speak... Anything could happen

 

That was truly disgraceful. Well done Sunderland - 0-6 wouldn't have flattered you, and I mean that. They play proper football and Poyet is clearly a proper manager.

I don't know where to begin with that performance, so I won't really bother dissecting it. Sissoko's the only one to come out of that with any credit, ran his arse into the ground but there's f**k all ahead of him and he's being played on the wing by this inept ****. De Jong of course is exempt from criticism, along with Dummett and Marv. The Ameobi brothers need to be hurled into the Tyne and never seen again.

The result is damaging but it's the long-term I worry about. Things are broken that won't be fixed, and, if anything, are likely to get much worse. You all know of what I speak. I sense a swing of change in North East fortunes, with Sunderland having a talented manager and a supportive owner prepared to back him AND let him have control over transfers. Next season looks set to be a massive, massive struggle for us. Anyone who accuses me of overreacting simply has their head buried in the sand. I was saying this midweek as well.

 

Thats your lots thing.

 

I thought Anita was still practising his defensive clearances? No-one else has dared take a shot yet...

 

Just a little snigger from me

 

Did one of ours assault your goalie too? Didn't see anything?

 

Don't worry, mate. Sunderland were miles the better team, and you have a right to feel glad it looks as if you're getting out of the relegation fight.

You should be asking "What the f**k has happened to your club?". I hate to say this, but our club is **** and many of our fans are beyond gullible, so they don't recognise the fact. Newcastle have even banned a major local press outlet for daring to be too critical. Stalin/Hitler anyone? For the first season ever, I actually don't care when Newcastle lose, even against Sunderland. At least it heaps more opprobrium on the current regime.

 

We were ****e lads and can't complain at all.
I can see Pardew getting sacked by that loon now.

 

IF we sign some players next summer, and that's a big if, then people who support and accept Ashley's policy will be happy... Yet that only proves we can only sign someone when we sell a player for mega-money a window previously... Who, out of this shower of s***, is going to be the next multi-million pound transfer? And if nobody, then what, Ashley's suddenly going to do what he's never done and invest loads in the club?!

We haven't signed a permanent player in two windows, yet we've let several go. Several areas of the squad are pretty desperate, even for first team players now, never-mind back-up. If Cabaye had stayed, we'd most likely still have got canned, because there are too many below-par players plugging holes. We were desperate for players before Cabaye left, I think some people forgot that in all the enthusiasm for the forthcoming derby...

But let's not talk of this anymore. It'll only make us more upset. Let's talk about butterflies instead Beautiful, beautiful butterflies...

 

Special mention to the Police.
They were spot on on all levels today.
Didn't see a sniff of bother.

 

Mackems have improved immensely too and deserve to fill their boots today.
We would.

 

I'd say only Sissoko looked bothered today

 

Yep I'd agree.

 

Agree

 

Congratulations mackems. 100% deserved your win. Outplayed us all over the park. We were pathetic. What the **** happens with derbies?? First half we were headless chickens. Only people I'd spare from abuse would be Sissoko and Tiote for at least looking like they cared and de Jong cos he was always gonna be rusty and should never have had to rely on him.

Ready for the piss-take cos we deserve it. Not even bothering with a tin hat cos nothing you can throw at us can hurt anymore than watching that.

 

Pardew's bull**** on the match:

"Disappointing the result and performance. 1st goal very important after that we lost composure. Attitude was even. You can keep asking the question and re-phrasing it but I don't want to answer this question if you don't mind.[Cabaye/board]. "I think when you lose a player of Cabaye's class you want a replacement but he didn't come in. I have to deal with that. Tough week for us. The decision at Norwich baffles me. We lose Cabaye & had no replacement, we also had someone sick today. In terms of the league position were ok, but today's a blow, football and this fixture means so much to them. You have to accept the criticism that comes are way and get a response at Stamford Bridge. We are going back to basics this week. Making sure everyone knows what their role is and how they're going to play. The only thing I can do is prepare the team for next Saturday and that is what I'll do''

 

Howay lads... Let's look on the bright-side...

1. Sarah Jessica-Parker was moved to a safe-house as soon as the Pen was awarded...
2. Sunderland achieved something they haven't since the 1920's... It's a shame it wasn't related to draining that swamp they live in this time, but hey ho...
3. I know a way to make a lot of money next year through betting...
4. Our Brazil kit is untainted by our s***ness


I've run out

 

Did well getting four. Have some rep.