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Match Day Thread Newcastle v Sunderland- Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 5, 2014.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    I see you took my Mackem fat bastard and raised me 3 Geordie Fat bastards. Lol
     
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  2. Agent Bruce

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    Change it for one that can read the clock.
     
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    ha ha..
    Mick is working on the site bug still AB so please bear with him.
    Clearly a few are still having issues seeing images.
    If you do a blank reply to a post with a ... image it usually lets you see it.
    A ball ache I know but a necessary evil till things get sorted.
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

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    Thought Obi was the only evil thing we had to put up with.
     
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    No, no, no... he's the only fat, Llama bothering evil thing we have to put up with...
     
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  7. Heed

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    an old favourite

    F*** the mackem B******

    [video=youtube;0Sa3IAHwlZY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Sa3IAHwlZY[/video]
     
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    another favourite
    count your blessings and just remember, no matter how bad things get, it could've been worse and you could have been born a mackem.

    [video=youtube;f85c2MnT6E0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f85c2MnT6E0[/video]
     
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    How can you not love him?
     
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    Heed well known cheat

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    I know, bless him.

    if ever I was to have a pet monkey, it would have to be him.

    so much more class than Poyet, who lets face it is liable to dump on the floor at any time.
     
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    I love the banter, but while you have Ashley as the fat controller, Pardew as Manager and Jo as god knows what it will just put a smile on my face and a warm glow in my heart!!
    Wow imagine that trio representing my area and team id be so embarrassed................anyhoo good luck with that constant 8th place struggle after tomorrow!!
     
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    We certainly wont be any lower than 8th tomorrow, whereas somebody else most certainly will be. <whistle>
     
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    Glad we offer such warmth to your good self, given that you a fan of a club from a city of in-breds, I'm sure you will welcome it.
    Pards may have his faults, but rather him as manager than that t*** pot you have whose idea of fun seems to be too s*** in the opposing teams changing room - Now that is showing class above and beyond to what JK can even claim.

    This constant struggle to hold onto 8th place is such a bind, when we could have playing for one of those sought after relegation spots as you seem to do each season. I would wish you good luck in avoiding relegation, but f*** that, down you go with our kind regards.
     
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    Yup i whole heartily agree but after your cup final tomorrow your season is over......but hey the rugby starts soon!
     
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    And downhill skiing.
     
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  16. Bexinio

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    Hey don't get upset with me as Mike slowly drip feeds the millions from your club. In fact he must be a genius as he knows 7th to 10th place means safety and Premiership millions but at the same no need to get top 4 type players. Why pay so much out on wages and transfers when he and Jo can go on holiday together for longer......even yes downhill skiing!
     
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    right, so lets get this straight, we are currently 8th and 5 points off a euro place.
    when we win on Saturday we will be two points from that spot with everything to play for this season.
    f*** that is such a s*** season and one I would gladly give up along with most fans for that glorious opportunity to fight relegation YET AGAIN. I realise that you love a relegation scrap, but surely every season must get you down.

    oops almost forgot you have a trip to Wemberleeeeeee to get stuffed by Man City to look forward too.
    Good luck with that one as you get embarrassed by 4, 5, 6 or whatever score line they decide enough is enough.
     
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    I see that you're in a fairly safe 12th place.
     
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    He wishes AB, but, unfortunately for him he's one of the unwashed, but managed to have escaped to Leeds. <laugh>
     
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    Hey chill out mate, you need to take it easy why don't you join Joe he normally is on holiday this time of year and relax a bit! Lots of guesses there though, you beating us, us getting beat in the final and you in the Euro fight for places. Weird I wouldn't be so confident about at least 2 of those things after selling my best player and replacing him with.........oh damn another transfer fell apart on the last day, weird how that happens time and time again for you guys, like it's kind of planned to look like an attempt.......Joe must be a great skier by now.
     
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