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Match Day Thread Newcastle v Sunderland- Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    100 percent agree.

    Let's get the abuse going...
     
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  2. Agent Bruce

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    9.5 for that.
     
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    Heed well known cheat

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    A quick ditty, always welcome on Derby day.

    The fulwell end

    The fullwell end (1st group)
    The fullwell end (2nd group)
    Is always full (1st group)
    Is always full (2nd group)
    The fullwell end is always full (everyone)
    Full of what
    full of sh*t full of c@#ts full of ****ers, the fullwell is always full

    [video=youtube;Qb5HqoABaHw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb5HqoABaHw[/video]
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Why wasn't Jesus born in Sunderland?

    Because god couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
     
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  8. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    an oldie, but a good un.

    dirty monkey mackems

    all together now

    [video=youtube;8WFHsSEDiZg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WFHsSEDiZg[/video]
     
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    The banter levels are rising it seems.
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Soon to be followed by the beel levels most likely...
     
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    Why on earth should anybody not like that. Lets face it everybody loves a laugh from time to time.
     
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    Why do they keep the toilets locked in the service stations in Newcastle are they frightened someone is going to go in and clean them
     
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    My only worry for Feb 1st is that Gus gets his knee slide exactly right
     
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    Far from it. We know that a Mackem might find them more suitable as dwellings than houses in Sunderland <ok>
     
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    Ahhhhh.... So that must mean your sister has become legal this year then <ok>
     
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    If ever you become a father can I have one of the puppies
     
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    No- they are frightened that Poyet will visit and do a curler on the bog floor.
     
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    Nice to see this FOOTBALL match day thread has developed nicely into a gentlemanly debate about the finer points of FOOTBALL while I've been away. <whistle>


















    Bloody filthy Mackems. ;)
     
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  19. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    why???

    is this something you need to further your own disgusting habbit
     
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  20. Commachio

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    Not bad, i'm a bit insulted by the Pennywell bit like<wah>.
     
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