Match Day Thread Newcastle v Sunderland- Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

Feeling much better now the lads have that win under their belts after 4 defeats. Not saying that means they should win, but it will do their confidence the power of good heading into the derby. Hopefully a good performance vs Norwich will help.

 

Only one thing on Earth smells worse than a Mackem lass' fanny....












A Mackem lad's fanny.

 

If anyone would know (having tried both) it's you.

 

And hopefully the head of Tony Robinson, on the body of an enhanced robotic monkey, will one day in the future explain the 21st century's worst job with reference to me...

Still, it's good for the crack.

 

****ing Cabaye, i drop him from my dream team, ****er scores twice..

 

How dare you, how double dare you drop Cabs from your team.

 

Never mind, just make sure you put him back in for the derby match. That will make up the points you missed out on.

 

When you grow up you will find another more pleasant use for them

 

Already done so... Filling up swimming pools, you're that wet

 

The operative part being a win against Norwich a defeat cannot even be considered otherwise it would be Three points from a possible Eighteen

 

Take note Obi, the voice of reason has spoken.

 

Hey Machio you keep repeating yourself about time you learned some new swear words

 

Quick reply did it scare you that much ?

 

Shaking in my shoes here.

 

Yours was quicker!

 

You are tragically funny mate. Lol.

 

I see SAFC have completed the signing of Vergini. Anyone know much about him?

Where's Fredor?

 

Never heard of him.
Sounds like another scattergun signing.
Only another 13 randoms for Gus to match PDC.












Whitey or Fredor first to nibble?

 

Yeah, you know, Hacky's new best friend.

 

More misery for Sunderland fans:

"Sunderland manager Gus Poyet thinks that centre-back Wes Brown, 34, can play for the club until he is 40."