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Newcastle United vs Brighton

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Captainpancakes, Sep 16, 2020.

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  1. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    He's been awful like
     
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  2. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    Clark should be 1st choice but Lascelles shouts and claps so that's him in
     
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  3. Delusional Full Stop

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    Proper trifle the way my mother made it not the rubbish you get from the shops. Jelly, set custard, fruit, sponge cake topped with a thin layer of cream, what’s not to like?
     
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  4. Captainpancakes

    Captainpancakes Well-Known Member

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    can anyone explain to me why shelvey is on that pitch?



    Hayden Hendrick shelvey

    I could cry looking at all the absolute trash we've got.....

    there's no quality in our side anywhere lads
     
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  5. Ben 10

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    We've got 2 players trying to make things happen then the rest happy to knock it sideways or backwards then hide
     
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  6. Charlie Dogscock

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    Custard is bad at the best of times, but cold is just horrific.

    Cheesecake = Messi
    Trifle = Joelinton. ... or Shelvey on days like today
     
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  7. Ben 10

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    Ffs 50p head
     
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  8. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    CHANCE

    WILSON with a free header
     
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  9. Charlie Dogscock

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    Argh Wilson FFS!
     
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  10. Ben 10

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    Steve Bruce will love a trifle
     
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  11. Schlem Boogerman

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    That was horrific.
     
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  12. Charlie Dogscock

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    I wonder if Wilson likes trifle too, the way he's he's wobbling around the place suggests he's full of jelly.
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Were **** and ****ed
     
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  14. Captainpancakes

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    tbh mate we've got a squad packed with absolute trash... these signings ate all ****e by today's standards..
     
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    Looking forward to next season, we might win a few games in the Championship. Probably won't get promoted, mind you!
     
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  16. Roland Deschain

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    Oh, look. 4-2-3-1 is working better than 4-4-2. Who knew? (everybody, except ****ing Bruce it would seem).
     
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  17. Ben 10

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    Hard to judge them playing in a formation outdated 20 years
     
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  18. QWOP

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    Signing players from relegated clubs does not usually bode well to be fair.
     
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  19. Charlie Dogscock

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    If it plays well its an OK midtable side, if it plays **** like today, then Morecambe will easily put us out of the league cup.

    Regardless of how good ot bad the players are, the absence of anything resembling tactics mean we'll always lose playing that.
     
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  20. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Brighton hit the post
     
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