Newcastle United vs Brighton

Can't even get the ball in the box with a corner

 

I have to say we really need our best player on the ****ing pitch .

I really sorry almiron is being ousted by Bruce

 

This is the worst performance I have seen in a very very long time.

 

How’s Voldemort still getting a game in the prem. Capable of the odd screamer but has all the footballing IQ of a potato

 

omg this side needs 200 million man

 

5 mins added time

 

Sorted 2nd half

 

if he's your best player you've had it he's ****e

 

Yas, blueberry cheesecake and ice cream methinks.

I'll order a ****load of it so I get sick and don't have to watch any more of this horse ****.

 

I'll answer it's the same reason Carroll is

the manager

 

We're really attracting fans of other clubs today

 

well it's true

 

Brilliant cross by Shelvey into the area there, amazing accuracy with the way he directed it perfectly into the keeper's hands.

 

Wahoooo! I knew it wasn't a dream!

 

best of a bad lot you say ?

 

a ****in makem telling us how crap we are

 

we've bought players but it's a weaker 1st 11 on the pitch .... only newcastke could manage that

 

I've got a bannoffee 1 in the fridge for later like, can't beat cheesecake

 

If Carroll starts the second half I will run out of patience with Bruce.

 

To be fair he's probably well qualified in that department