Match Day Thread Newcastle united vs Brentford FC - Discussion thread

Everyone is blaming the defence, but they had 4 shots on target in 90 mins which is a fairly low number.

At least one shot on target my granny could've saved

 

What I want to know is how the **** Darlow managed to catch Covid? because he can't ****ing catch anything else.

 

Darlow is way to indecisive, he's **** at communicating and organising his defence, he doesn't even shout at his defence when preparing a ****ing wall to face free kicks, he's far too hesitant, looks like he ****s himself when the ball is at his feet for goal kicks or even to pass a ball. He lacks the intelligence or the conviction to make the decision of coming off his line or not.

 

Spot on.. He's a nice lad but he's just not good enough.

He was asked to make 4 saves yesterday

 

The last time I seen anything like that ball go through Darlow yesterday was back in the 1984 when Slimer went through Doctor Pete Venkman in the ghostbusters film.

 

Basically this to a tee. Goalkeepers get to much protection anyways and he is still like a flappy bird.

I reckon he was at fault for the 3 goals. He’s cost us a lot more this season.

 

I've been surprised by how ****e he's been actually.

I had a back and forth regarding woodman and I was arguing for Darlow to replace him... Well I was ****ing wrong about that

 

I was in this boat too but won't admit I'm wrong on Woodman, he was ****ing **** n all.

 

We have to win 2 of the next three games, we just have to.

 

I'm not going to piss my pants yet over relegation. I won't say we need to win x amount in y amount of games pre christmas. bottom line is we need somewhere between 30 and 40 points by hook or by ****ing crook come May.

 

I agree but he mightve got better is my thinking.

 

So who's in the we've got to win 2 of the next 3 or we're down team?

IN

 

No.

 

Even I could use my “wrong” foot competently without thinking about it and I didn’t train all week every week and was never close to being a professional player.

 

OUT

There's also relegation clauses that can be put in contracts in Jan ala Andros Townsend so I'm not buying if we're bottom of the league players wont come bullshit either.

We'll target players who have absolute money grabbing ****s of agents in Jan and get the players we need to transorm this squad for the better.

 

IN

 

I’m going to say that I think Darlows performance yesterday was the worst I’ve seen by a keeper for us I’ve seen for an extremely long time.

The man is a complete liability.

 

Strictly speaking that’s just not true given that he already has. Whether the claim is true or not is another question.

 

Okay. Thank you Peter Pedantic.