Newcastle United v Swansea City - Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

I want Alan arrested. ..

 

The positioning of Remy on the left wing was unusual in the sense that you would think that the manager wants to get a result. Gouffrane had a shocker, little creativity up the wings, no-one who can dribble and beat a player...

What a mire we're in. And there's no light at the end of the tunnel.

 

Is this season over yet? I mean actually over not metaphorically. I can't take any more.

 

Well at least we aren't playing a top 4 team away from home next...

 

Is there anyone left who still wants Pardew to be given more time (other than MA) or is the verdict now unanimous?

 

If anything ever summed up Shola's patheticness in a nutshell it was that.

 

Be interesting to hear what Pardew has to say in respect of this latest debacle.
I suspect it will include references to losing key players, like Cisse and De Jong, neither of whom can hit a barn door with a very large banjo just at the moment, and having to bring on Remy and Debuchy, neither of whom were really ready or fit (that's why they were on the bench) and the fans are expecting too much and the press is saying nasty things and the wind was blowing and it wasn't raining and and and.......
Time to go, but l don't think he is going to.

 

You weren't that far away. He said he thought we played better and put in lots of effort but made silly mistakes. He looked different though. He looked like a man who didn't expect to be here next week. We'll see...

 

It's becoming laughable how **** pardew is, Swansea are one poor team.

 

Very perceptive GLITF - that was EXACTLY his first 'reason' as having to make those changes "impacted the formation and tactics"!

He also cited him not being pitch side has a big impact. So that being the last game of his touchline ban should hopefully give the players a huge boost for the final matches.

 

I hope we see something a lot better than we have been that's for sure, trouble is what manager worth two hoots is gonna jump on board with Ashley ?

 

Eh ? What formation and tactics were those then ? The only tactics Pardew has are those little mints in the plastic box.
The mans a joke.

 

That's the problem. I don't think we'll get anyone better than Pardew, and possibly even worse (yes there is even worse out there). Pardew has lost everybody though. The situation has got to him and he's a lame duck. he has to go, but I have no confidence that we'll get an improvement. There are plenty of better managers out there but i doubt any of them would come to Newcastle.

 

Not while Ashley is in charge anyway.

 

How exactly Alan? Would you have ran on the pitch and taken out Emnes?

 

Exactly ashleys the main issue. We need that scumbag gone and pardew with him.

 

So if he is blaming the touchline ban for losing all of these games, who should we blame for the touchline ban? Perhaps Pardew?

 

OMG .... what has happened to your team ?

 

I happened

 

It's now at the stage where we are so ****ing ****e, that we can't actually get any worse!