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Newcastle United v Sunderland AFC - Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 14, 2014.

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  1. Beardsley's Shimmy

    Beardsley's Shimmy Well-Known Member

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    Haha. Good old Bri. <somersault>
     
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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You have to admit though, he is always there to back up his **** buddy. Never leaves him standing on his own, ready with the baby oil for his arms like calves.
     
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  3. Beardsley's Shimmy

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    He probably has a picture of Smug in a heart shaped locket round his neck (no nipples though).
    Seriously though-- the dude just ain't the full shilling.
     
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  4. MF SHAK

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    Thinking about it again, arguably play dummet centrally but yeah if it wasn't for the keeper situation I would be fairly confident. Just hope nothing else goes wrong over the weekend and moussa is fit etc
     
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  5. Nads

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    Stop trying to do a reverse jinx on it lad, 4-0 Toon....
     
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  6. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I married a farmer's daughter, she couldn't keep her calves together and whilst you justifiably mock Smug, let me tell you that Johnson's baby oil is a wonderful thing for satisfying my animal instincts.
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Check his 0-3 picture on the bus last year sat next to Jozy, shame on you Albert. Enjoy the game tho, whatever the result should be a cracker. Wish Colo was out again.
     
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  9. MrRAWhite

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    Nerves setting in big time...I just wish it was over and done with..
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Anen to that.
    Roll on Monday.
     
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  11. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    Bri melting down again?

    He looks like he was up all night bashing away on his pc.
     
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  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Anyone know roughly how much data a match stream uses? My landline developed a fault this morning and they can't get an engineer out till Christmas Eve. Going to have to use my mobile as a router.
     
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  13. Brian Storm

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    175 Kbps stream does about 300-400KB for the match itself. Allow 500 for a 250Kbps stream to be safe. 3G or 4G?
     
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  14. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    3G - and you mean MB yeah?
     
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  15. Brian Storm

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    Yeah sorry mate. MB aye. 3g i'd go with 175 Kbps stream. 150 will play smooth but the quality will be ****. 250 won't play smooth enough. 175 you should find a smooth streem with half decent quality. Try a few links though as they vary. <ok>
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Does the local have decent wifi? Just as thought as I've booled down to Spoons in Consett before and they had 20mbps (decent speed) and I've streamed in there fine.
     
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  17. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Cheers Bri - much appreciated. <ok>
     
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  18. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Don't think my local has heard of wifi - and wouldn't take my comp in there if it did. Never been in but once was walking past and got knocked over by some fella running out with the condom machine over his shoulder!! <laugh>
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    This Forest keeper looks decent, maybe we should buy him?
     
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  20. Brian Storm

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    No problem fella. Enjoy the derby. <ok>
     
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