Newcastle United v Sunderland AFC - Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

You really are a boring, stat obsessed c**t

 

Oh dear, Alnwick declared fit and playing on Sunday. All we can do now is get behind the lad giving him a big cheer and hope he proves to us that he's better than he's shown so far.

 

Good thinking Gordon.

 

Seeing that HBA's loan at Hull is being terminated early, he was usually wearing gloves when playing for us and he does't like to run about to much......is he any good in goal?

The major issue would be that any pass back would result in an attempt to dribble the full length of the field.

 

Who are you? I don't even have an opinion of you. You're just nobody to me but i'm glad I feature in your thoughts.

 

This is decent team. No Krul does worry me tho. Big game for Jak.

 

It already has been . Best chance of winning a domestic cup in 8 years, turns into an embarrassment.

 

It's a draw all day this like.

I haven't much more to add than that but I'll be surprised if you win and very surprised (and ****ing happy...) if we do.

A lot depends on how far one of our lot can take Altidore away from the ground following his kidknapping on Saturday, and whether Giaccherini is available.

With Giaccherini, we are a good side, without him, we are a solid one, nothing more.

GK wise, by the way, I don't know if you lads have noticed but Pantimillion has been incredible.

 

Careful, if you shout that too loud then Liverpool will be after him.

 

JOZY ALTIDORE & DANNY GRAHAM!

I wish

 

F**k it!



Mike Williamson

Rob Elliot

Yoann Gouffran

 

Aye, but they will pay us about 3 trillion for him, then we can buy 14 unheard of no hopers on outrageous contracts who we release in 2 years.

It's how it works.

 

Right, I think I have just about **** enough bricks to build a defensive wall big enough to completely block out our goal.

Oh, hang on...not... finished...just...yettttttt......

 

I'm calm at the minute like, I did try and convince myself it was 'ok to lose after 3 in a row', but that was bullshit.

Graft out the way tomorrow then I'll be up a height.

Genuinely not a ****ing clue on this one.

 

Well that's Brendon's January transfer list sorted.

 

f** me Bri.

I felt the river of beel from you down here in Cheltenham on my Xmas do tonight.

Your bitterness is palpable... Lighten up.. Your tucked away In Darlo... You need to calm. Down as Pardew is God and Shola is no more. Plus some random wee popped out tonight.

 

Enjoy the game Mush.

 

Eh? What ever mate. Just having a laugh with Obi. Don't even know what beel means. Seems you apply for anything so unless you're willing to tell me what it means what's the point of even using it with me. If I can't have a chat or a bit of crack with you lot with out you reverting to brainless type then what was the point of lifting my ban. Might as well ban me. So do it

 

For crying oot loud.

We don't ban for beelin'.

You get a cigar and a pair of slippers on here.

 

Thinking we will now get beat 2-1.