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Newcastle United v Hull City- Official Buildup/Matchday Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 17, 2014.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Welcome to the forum mate. :)
     
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  2. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    Reading Pardew's pre match bollocks was agonisingly painful. I actually thought my bowels were going to melt resulting in a violent, diarrhoea attack causing mass s**t spraying mayhem around my home.

    He doesn't so much dig his own hole but frantically claws his way down even further, climbs in and drags the soil in over himself. The man is a complete no-mark, bottom-feeding, all round chancer, s**t-eating son of a bitch of a bastard.
     
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  3. Lord Jonjomort

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    Exactly. What does the reporter think will be said? "Yeah, we talked about how I'm 90 minutes from the sack".
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You and PGAKEV need to go out for a drink, it'll be a right barrel of laughs.
     
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  5. TurkeyToon

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    Nom de plume mate, nome de plume<whistle>
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Were you banned? What for?
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    By the way I read Pardews comments as Mike is about to sack him. I reckon defeat on Saturday will see him gone. The protests won't make a jot of difference, but when your boss is telling you "we must focus on getting a result for this football club", I'd translate that as "Listen you little f**wit, your job is to protect me, secure mid table which is never enough for the fans but just enough to think the problem is you. While I continue making money. Now they are turning their guns everywhere and I'll lose a s**tload if we go down. Sort it out or I'll get Felix Magath to" <laugh>
     
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  8. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    Just no. He comes anywhere near our club I'll kill someone
     
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  9. Obi Wan

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    This bit from Pards gets me: &#8220;And I think that&#8217;s very important that certain issues, particularly the issue regarding me, has to somewhat take a bit of a backseat in terms of the team, because it&#8217;s going to be a difficult environment if we have the atmosphere we had at Southampton for long periods.&#8221;

    So basically, "Don't protest against me, as it means we'll play badly and lose and it'll be all your fault - again!" What a cock!
    Took me a while, as I like to give people a chance, but I'm firmly in the 'Pardew oot' camp now.
     
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  10. goldie

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    Stop moaning and support the team if your going or just don't go.
     
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  11. 2010 tops dog

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    If it means pardew goes then come on hull !
     
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  12. Obi Wan

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    Look at those odds quoted. Some really bizarre assumptions. Cisse at 9/5 to be a goalscorer?
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    A typo.
    Think they meant 95-1
     
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  14. DMD

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    ****. I hate it when the opposition fans feel we'll win because their team's falling apart. It usually means they bond and put in a top performance.

    You need to get your players betting which of them will be a local hero by getting Pardew sacked, even if it means banging own goals in. <ok>
     
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  15. fredor

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    But apart from those characteristics what is your opinion of him
     
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  16. fredor

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    If he is playing put your house on him
     
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  17. TurkeyToon

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    Nah course i wasnt, PC went tits up with a virus or something so just be safe i changed all names and passwords etc on everything. and always fancied myself as a bit of a toff so I gave myself a Lordship. Got my ermine robes on now actually;);)
     
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  18. Warmir Pouchov

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    So am I but I'm against protesting throughout the game. That's a **** way to go on. There is plenty time before and after.
     
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  19. Eddie's British Plodders

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    Yeah it's not going to help the result, though amusingly the last time we managed a convincing win was against Cardiff amongst the mass protests and walkout.
     
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  20. Graham Carr's Binoculars

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    But then the coverage of the protest would be minimal. It has to be during the game to have maximum impact and get the national media coverage that it requires.
     
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