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Newcastle United in 100 years time.

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  1. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

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    Would you shag a female Kuqi?
     
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  2. Hatem Is A Geordie

    Hatem Is A Geordie Active Member

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    Woah, slow down, who said anything about shagging?! <laugh>
     
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  3. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

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    You did!
     
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  4. Tiggyrimana

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    Just make a female Saylor or Nolan, you already have the titts!
     
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  5. Hatem Is A Geordie

    Hatem Is A Geordie Active Member

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    Last edited by I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner; Today at 07:54 PM.

    Leazes you bastard!
     
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  6. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

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    Wasn't me!
     
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  7. Hatem Is A Geordie

    Hatem Is A Geordie Active Member

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    The fact that you replied to my original 'Kuqi' first with only that in the quote doesn't help <laugh>

    But it had me thinking wtf, why did I put that?! for a moment <laugh>
     
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  8. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

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    Oh **** <doh> <laugh>
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Reminds me I haven't posted my brothers birthday card. A guy wishing his dick could touch the ground, and the next second his legs fall off and his dick does touch the ground.
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    home!
     
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  11. Hatem Is A Geordie

    Hatem Is A Geordie Active Member

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    please log in to view this image
    ?
     
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  12. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    That is just freakishly wrong
     
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Fifty replies. I couldn't be arsed to start from the beginning so I skipped straight to the most recent post before deciding whether to read the rest of it. I think I'll give it a miss. <ok>
     
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  14. Leon Bessi

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    mods can change peoples comments ?
    <devil>

    how do I become one?
     
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  15. Aldridge_Prior

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    I think you have to possess homo-erotic tendencies, a poor sense of humour and too much time on your hands...

    At least that's what I heard <whistle>
     
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  16. beardface

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    I'm expecting a call in 2 to 3 days.
     
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  17. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

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    Was that your way of applying for the job?
     
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  18. Aldridge_Prior

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    Well I have all the attributes... And the added bonus of having hairy palms<ok>
     
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  19. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    I've heard of different ways of getting hairy palms, how did you get yours?
     
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  20. Aldridge_Prior

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    Erm.... I'm a hairdresser.
     
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