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Newcastle United in 100 years time.

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Jonasaurus-rex, May 5, 2011.

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  1. Minty Fresh

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    Shola will still be playing.
     
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  2. skalpel

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    Shola will still be making his way towards the goalmouth, since last week.
     
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  3. Tiggyrimana

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    I have to disagree Shola will be caught offside and or be injured
     
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  4. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    That's awesome! <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  6. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    E.T Gan to pub
     
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  7. Chappaz

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    Newcastle and Sunderland will merge to create North East United, and a gigantic superstadium will be created which holds 300,000.
     
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  8. Leon Bessi

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    by then I think we should change the name to Oldcastle FC
     
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  9. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    What will the kit be like?!
     
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  10. skalpel

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    Fixed.
     
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  11. Tiggyrimana

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    still black and white ;)
     
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    Will Ron Weasley be captain?
     
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  13. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Middlesborough will still have no one turn up
     
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  14. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    <laugh>
     
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    Sunderland will still be singing about the 9-1.
     
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    It will be a mixture between Ron and Michael Richardson
    a super ginger hybrid capable of lighting the very darkest of places (Stadium of Plight 2111)
     
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  17. Chappaz

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    Red and black stripes. They won't be shirts though. They will be carbon nanotube armour with exo-skeleton joints for ultra high speed, high strength, no-holds-barred football.
     
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  18. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

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    Which player in our current squad(or recently just left) is most likely to get a sex change?
     
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  19. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Liverpool will still be going on about King Kenny

    Man City will be penniless

    Real Madrid will still say Barcelona get all the decisions

    Sepp Blatters great great grandson will give Antarctica the WC even though there isnt one anymore
     
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  20. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Kuqi. I'd shag a female Kuqi!
     
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