Newcastle sign Kuqi untill end of season

As someone else mentioned (think it was on Twitter) he will get arguably the best service of his career at Toon, so who knows, we could have another Big Sib!

That said, i do expect him to be used solely as backup/impact sub. Ranger and Best to start (if they are fit).

 

There's a fine line between insanity and genius. And I'm pretty sure replacing Carroll with the great Sheffi kuqi is so mad it's genius.

Inspired signing by Alan Einstein.

I can also see the re-birth of the abacus to keep count of his goals between now and the end of the season.

 

or he could be another frank pingel

 

There will never be another Big Sib.

 

I saw Kuqi play for Derby not so long ago on Sky and i thought he was the best player on the pitch

he was strong, held the ball up, good feet and scored a couple. The centre halfs couldn't deal with him in what is a very physical league. Its claimed he's match fit and he has EPL experience

Looking forward to see how he does and my glass is half full incase you were wondering

 

Good to see the Fat Man's promise of making the £35m he got for Ann being spent so quickly. A few more quality signings like this and you'll be fine

 

^^^so stupid not even worth a reply

 

He's just not had the right club yet.

 

Don't know about that, he's had a few.
Every game I've seen on the TV with him he's been useless.
Llambias at work over this?
Unless he loses that weight, could be slower than Heskey.
Definitely a bargain.
Every pay packet taking away from the £35m
Dennis Wise strikes again methinks...

 

I can only assume that:

1) He's dirt cheap.
2) He's only to played if we have a serious striker crisis - like now


Welcome Kooky. Score goals and become the Kooky Monster!

 

Rokerlad59, is the 59 your IQ? cos i think that's optimistic

 

People are acting as if we had a lot of choice. "Replacing Carroll with Kuqi"? No, filling the gap with one of maybe 3 viable options. Would you really prefer Aliadiere? And Ewerthon wanted a long contract and higher wages, when we wanted a stop gap.

 

Now THAT is a bite. Thanks, first one of the day.

 

59 is a sexual position for the 'more heavily aged'. It's like a 69 but you have to take your teeth out first...

 

You just sound ridiculous saying '69' with teeth out 'thithtynine'. 59 is much more dignified.

 

If the rest of your posts are as hilarious as this one, I'm sure you'll get plenty more bites, my Mackem Troll friend

 

Until you've had a b*****b from a lass who does take her teeth out - don't knock it. Age on a woman has it's advantages, and 6" long pubic hairs save a fortune on dental floss!!

 

That's the argument your Ma used to get all the lads down the pub to bed her.



She still had to pay them.

 

I see YOU were the one responsible for the "Boycoutt" banner

 

kuqi oh dear