Match Day Thread Newcastle Liverpool matchday epic thread.

I thought you'd come to your senses

 

The only senses I've ever come to was in 2011 when they sent round a particularly hot looking lass in a short skirt to check who lived at my address.

 

Did you hoop her?

 

I wish

 

Sounds like she was after one if you ask me.

Missed a trick mate

 

See that's where we're different Captain. 'Knocked on my door' doesn't equal 'She's up for it' to me

 

I'm with the captain she clearly wanted her hoop licked and snatch annihilated.

FFS Nev, you need to learn how to read the signals. You don't just knock on someones door without wanting it.

 

It's the short skirt that's the biggest giveaway.

She probably went away think she was ugly and shagged a tramp

 

So THAT'S why JPF joined up to be a Jehova Witness.

 

Next time just say

" wow now here's a treat "

If she smiles your in

 

Plus he misheard who they were. He thought he was joining up to a group that went round people's houses asking "D'ya have a witness?"

 

Ps don't get nervous because she will sense it and lose attraction instantly

 

100% agree with Chaos here. You need to exude confidence. Otherwise she'll suspect your nervousness is due to a premature ejac situ a la JPF. JPF only has to look at a woman and...

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Give her the batman

 

Is this the sane 'confidence' that allows you to pretend (on an internet forum) that you have a large cock, inchy?

 

Is this the same 'confidence' that allows you to pretend (on an internet forum) that you have a large cock, inchy?

 

If there are two groups of supporters who can take a matchday thread away from football and onto hooping someone on your doorstep then it has to be us and Liverpool!!

#warmsthecockles

 

Here we go again with Obi's penis envy. Its ugly watching you torture yourself like this Obi. The bitterness of not having seen yours for a few years now, is not a reason to hate my whopper. Between this and your other issue which I have detailed below, you are showing all the traits of a mackem.

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It's all just part of the standard pre match build-up routine Nev.
1. Make footy predictions
2. Put replica team shirt on and get ticket ready
3. Hoop attractive lass who knocks on your door.
4. Go to pub and have 10 pints
5. Watch match
6. Go back to pub and have 10 more pints to drown your sorrows (or celebrate if we've played Liverpool )
7. Log on to Not606 and moan about match (unless we've played Liverpool)

 

The stumpy doth protest too much.