New Year’s Eve

Going out early with friends for food and drink and then home to watch Big Ben etc.
Then doing the dads taxi to pick the kids up from their nights out, as taxi fares are mental this time of year, that’s if you are prepared to wait for 90 minutes for it to arrive. So at least I know they are home safely.

Youngest daughter is at Epizode festival in Vietnam - she is home on 3rd so her last few days of a 5 month journey around Asia.
Only a few more days of worrying like all dads do about their daughters

 

They've cancelled all the trains on my route to Cardiff for New Years Day so all our plans are ****ed up.

 

Supposed to be going to a house party but it's up Aldershot/Farnborough way so I'll probably end up swerving it.

 

That's very cool, bet she's had a great time, and in no rush to return.

 

she has had an amazing time but is ready to come home as bit homesick and missing her family and her boyfriend, and we got a new dog last week so she is excited about that

happy new year Comm

 

I have a feeling that I’ll be escorting the wife to the maternity ward tonight/tomorrow so no booze for me, I think I’ll just make some grub and maybe crack on with some Xbox.

 

I take it Brb didn’t appreciate being on Piskies 2020 Beef list

 

Why can’t @Skylarker take her?

Lazy bastard

 

All the best fella

 

He’s too busy getting pegged by his latest venture on Gristle or whatever the ****in apps called. I pay all the bills, keep a roof over his head, ungrateful ****, he needs to pull his weight more next year or he’s out.

 

I was thinking

If it’s a boy

Maybe call him Eli?

Good Jewish name if you axe me

 

Reminds me of that film with Denzel, the mothefuckin G chopping folk up for banta.

 

That’s the one

 

He or She will not be getting a ****ing Jewish name by the way, my Mrs is the least Jewish Jewish person ever.

 

Good luck with all of that fella and just remember some helpful words for your missus when she’s in labour like, ‘Can you keep it down please love I can’t hear the tv’ or ‘Let me know when it’s out, cheers’

Here’s to your new arrival for the new year mate. All the very best to the Tel family.

 

I think it was brb v his buttons that tipped him over the edge.

The ****.... that thread was just simmering up nicely.

 

tbh I only liked new years eve before I grew pubic hair !! it was a day when children were allowed to get pissed with adults and go around the houses until 4am.

tonight I will have a bath with some almond milk in it , drink lots of northumbrians finest mineral water and get to bed around 9pm.

 

Think we’ve just found a new contender for post of the year

 

Don't forget to fill up first.

All the best mate

 

Strange thread that was, I have no beef with either brb nor chief.