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  1. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    Well if Beverley is in Scandinavia , Yes.
     
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  2. dan.watson

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    Ah, well I must be getting confused.
     
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  3. Oregon Tiger

    Oregon Tiger Well-Known Member

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    can we all play the game?

    Cod or Haddock? Whichever is larger
    Where do you stand on Mayo? On his bollocks (I assumed you meant Simon Mayo).
    What type of aftershave do you use? it varies
    Favorite crisps? Corkers sausage and mustard
     
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  4. Spanner82

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    No our Scandinavian fan is Febbos
     
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  5. originallambrettaman

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    I've just had to pay a tenner for some deodorant, I fear I may have been robbed.

    Less than a quid for some heavy duty nail clippers though.

    Swings and roundabouts.

    And cod is for puffs, it's haddock all the way.
     
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  6. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    Tenner for deodorant?

    What was it, David Beckhams armpit sweat?
     
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  7. originallambrettaman

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    Hugo Boss, they'd run out of Old Spice.
     
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  8. dan.watson

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    Cant be bad that for a tenner surely!
     
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  9. Kempton

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    Eyup Dan,and welcome to the board. You've done remarkably well,iv'e been here for two years,and the the clique just won't entertain me. Maybe it's my penchant for Cossack aftershave.

    So anyway,it's a good job you went for Haddock,otherwise youd' have been dismissed as a troll.
    Now if all the big players on here,were to be honest,they would have already told you of the importance of Cheesy Wotsits.

    Oh and aftershave...I'm a Cossack man all the way,so i stand out from the crowd Dan. I'm the face in the crowd <ok>

    Regards,

    Kempton Klutz
     
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  10. Happy Tiger

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    Stay away from Kempton btw Dan, he's a bad'un.
     
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  11. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Don't listen to Happy,Dan. Iv'e always liked him but...i don't know,it's like i'm the wrong colour or something.
     
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  12. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    A little known secret, Kempton wanted to engage in bum sex with me, however he backed out due to fears my girth would make it hurt.

    Careful with him he's sly, and he doesn't like kebab. Read in to that what you will....
     
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  13. rovertiger

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    So you did penetrate then? <whistle>
     
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  14. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    That's bolloks Dan,lies lies lies ! I like kebab...when i'm tired and emotional.
     
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  15. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Like after bum love?
     
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  16. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Cossack aftershave?

    Does it exist?

    If so where can I buy some?
     
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  17. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Oh ffs lads,calm it down,Bradys might see
     
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  18. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    It's actually Vodka, but it don't have sting if you put it under your arm pits.
     
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  19. Mrs. BLUE_MOUNTAINS_BEAR

    Mrs. BLUE_MOUNTAINS_BEAR Well-Known Member

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    Forget cliques and other groups. The big one is Febbos's List!! Ten percent of the forum membership are on this. Probably represents the cream of the talent on here- Qatartiger is there as is Spanner82.
     
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  20. dan.watson

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    Thanks Kempton, though your dislike of kebab is strange to say the least, what is there not to like about it?!?<confused>
     
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