He's harmless enough, he's just ever so slightly bonkers. Everything that happens to us is no problem, everything that happens to every other club is a disaster. If a player signs for us, he's a world beater, if he signs for anyone else, he was ****. I'm sure you get the picture.
What's wrong with Gok Wan?! Lambo looks like Craig Charles would after an appearance on Gok Wan's fashion road show. He even wears the scarf
You'll find links to websites for the games online on match days that you can use. There's a thread on here if you scroll down from last weeks games, it tends to be the same links ever week. Enjoy. Or you can invest in Tiger Player, the full games go up a few days later plus interviews.
Thanks Rover, do you know if these links work in the UAE with the restrictive access we have over here?
A physical impossibility when you have short arms. Get yourself a better car Bob - you may be able to be move up from a Bella Emberg lookalike then (Dan, look her up - not literally. Well, you know what I mean). And Dan get yourself some Denim aftershave, some Lonsdale vests and grow a mullet. You'll fit right in then
You lot don't half talk a load of old cobblers at times. I do not wear Hai Karate, and why is that you set of piss taking bastards? I can't ****ing well afford any that's why. it's expensive stuff these days. I was out bid for some the other week on E Bay so if anybody has got some going cheap I'm in. Word to the wise as well. The Brut Après Rasage isn't as powerful( and that is the correct word to use) as the splash on lotion. It has a more subtle scent which is no good to man nor beast. The more you reek of Brut the more the birds love it. Man the **** up ladies, that goes for you as well newbie. Never heard of Hai Karate? 'Kin Jesus wept.
So just to summarise then I need to develop an interest in larger ladies, wear denim and vests, which the thought of already makes me question life!, basically bathe in aftershave before going out of the apartment and grow a mullet. I will start today and when I come back at Christmas time I should fit right in. Cheers guys!
You'll feel reborn, and invincible. You've met Trinny (Carmine), I'm sure Suzie (Chazz) will be along soon, unless the fookers on holiday again, and he can really up the ante in the man stakes.
Hi Dan and welcome ... This won't be that much help mate but I live and work in Qatar but where I am the internet speed aint quick enough so I am always disappointed, and have to listen on Radio Humberside ... I don't know if you are aware that you can't get BBC to watch MOtD either but I downloaded a program called private internet access and it diverts my internet brouser to Southampton costs me about £4.00 a month but works well. I can even watch my Sky through this method. Apologies if you already knew this stuff. and good luck in your job.
