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New strain of bird flu

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by SeatonSluiceToon, Oct 24, 2011.

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  1. You'veBeenTiote'd

    You'veBeenTiote'd Active Member

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    I'm sure we coot find some more somehow <whistle>

    Seriously though, this has to stop, it's like an addiction <laugh>
     
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  2. AH

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    A dirty, dirty addiction

    Not as bad as the fish one though, that went on for quite a while
     
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  3. You'veBeenTiote'd

    You'veBeenTiote'd Active Member

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    The fish one? Not another addiction surely?
     
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  4. Bolton4Europe

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    These are great <laugh>
     
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  5. AH

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    Yeah there was a fish one a while back, can't remember what thread though, someone else could give more info I'm sure
     
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  6. Amnesiac

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    Cod you not bring that up again please?
     
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  7. Beatski

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    agreed, there's a time and a plaice for fish puns, and this isnt it.

    If you want to find the old thread you'll have to have a gander for it yourself.


    <whistle>
     
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  8. SeatonSluiceToon

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    God lads it's nearly Christmas.

    Hawk the herald angels sing.

    The fish thread was off the back of a Perch article. Don't remember which one but it was right near the beginning of not606 or even the end of old 606 before we all moved.

    Have a skate through and you'll probably find it.

    Back to birds though, the cringeworthiness of some of these has made me owl with laughter.
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

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    On the ball as usual, has Fergie given you a call yet?
     
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    Can we not have a curlew on all these crap bird puns, my missus is having a right grouse about me being on the computer after such a pheasant evening.
     
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    Bird puns eh? Toucan play at that game...

    If anyone can advertise erectile dysfunction in birds, Pele-can...
     
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  12. AH

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    The toucan one is brilliant but I'm not so sure about the pelican one haha <laugh>
     
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  13. jimileysbaldhead

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    I went into a pet shop to get some headache tablets for my dog only to be told they're out of stock and won't be getting any more.

    When I asked why not, the owner said " because the parrots eat 'em' all "
     
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    I'm so proud of you guys. :)
     
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  15. Ba's Strawberry Syrup

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    Where do birds meet for coffee ?
    In a nest-cafe ! <laugh><ok>

    A duck walks into a drug store and buys a chapstick. The clerk says, "Will that be cash or charge?" The duck says, "Just put it on my bill!" <laugh><ok>

    Two vultures were in the desert eating a dead clown. The first vulture asks the second vulture: "Does this taste funny to you?"<laugh><ok>...

    <sigh>
     
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  16. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Hahaha!!
     
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  17. biggeordiedave

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    I can't believe I missed out on a pun thread!

    I'm actually gutted.

    <wah>.
     
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    Here we go, I'm not the best joke-teller.

    A duck walks into a bar...

    Duck: Got any bread?
    Barman: Nope, sorry!
    Duck: Got any bread?
    Barman: What?! No, I've just told you that I haven't.
    Duck: Got any bread?
    Barman: NO! You ****ing irritating little bastard duck.
    Duck: Got any bread?
    Barman: If you ask me that one more time I'm going to nail that ****ing beak of yours to the bar.
    Duck: Got any nails?
    Barman: Errr..no.
    Duck: Got any bread?

    It's the worst joke ever <laugh>.
     
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  19. Beatski

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    you have to be swift to catch them ;)
     
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  20. Alfie

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    Some of us don't have time to stork the board all day.
     
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