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New strain of bird flu

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by SeatonSluiceToon, Oct 24, 2011.

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  1. AH

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    <laugh>

    God, you woodpigeon find them amusing wouldn't you!

    Yeah that was terrible <whistle>
     
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    AH, Oct 24, 2011
  2. You'veBeenTiote'd

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    Falcon hell, there's no end to these!
     
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  3. AH

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    Some of these bird jokes are decent, I bet you're all robin' them off the internet!
     
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    That was quite clearly starlin' from somewhere!
     
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  5. AH

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    You must think I'm cuckoo if you except me to believe you made that one up yourself!
     
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  6. You'veBeenTiote'd

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    I did! I was huffin' and puffin' away trying to come up with it!

    (Christ that one's awful!)
     
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  7. Amnesiac

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    You're all terrible.
     
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  8. You'veBeenTiote'd

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    I fail to see the pun in this.

    Or alternatively, you're no pun!
     
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  9. AH

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    <laugh> I think we've reached the limit now, can't think of any more! I'm going bat crazy trying to come up with one, feel like a raven' lunatic!
     
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  10. You'veBeenTiote'd

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    I can sea(gull) from this that we've exhausted the bird puns! <laugh> It wouldn't be wise to carrier (pigeon) on.

    They're so bad! <wah>
     
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  11. AH

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    I don't wanna stop! It's giving me bit of a buzz(ard), all this bird-pun lark!


    Yeah, I'll stop... Really is pretty terrible <laugh>
     
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  12. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    I'm finding them hard to swallow

    I'm going to make a swift exit.
     
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  13. You'veBeenTiote'd

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    <laugh> You can just teal by the standard of these that it's time to put a swift end to this! Terns out i've officially scraped my bird knowledge barrel clean!
     
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  14. AH

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    I'm not that gullible, I'm not fowling for your **** puns <laugh>
     
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    We've just set a record for the longest amount of ****test bird puns in the world..

    ..magpies!
     
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    Well exskuas me for not being better at them. It's a gut wrenching effort to just come up with good ones!

    You could say we've thrushed the record <laugh>
     
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  17. AH

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    You may call me chicken, but I think I'm gonna have to stop now/

    Sorry for stooping as low to using 'chicken', but when you're stuck it's always worth mentioning a cock-or-two... (that was definitely the worst one. but hey. cock AND cockatoo, that's two in one right?)
     
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    I'm probably going to get stripped of my mod status for this aren't I.... :( I feel so dirty
     
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    <laugh> definitely has to be the end! When you stoop to chicken there's no hope!

    I'm sure the filthy bird pun orgy is worth losing moderator abilities for <whistle>
     
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  20. AH

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    Yeah I've definitely got no more. I'm off to smoke some bud(gie)

    Yeah that's it now, promise <whistle>

    We've effectively exhausted the entire thing
     
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