Shola probably has dirt on everyone from the manager up. Nice, naive guy on the outside; cold hearted, high earning evil genius on the inside.
Seriously though good old Shola, the ultimate figure of iconic veneration. A snail in glue could outrun him, an apathetic sloth puts in more effort at work but neither of them score past Sunderland every chance they get so ultimately he wins amongst his peers.
Maybe he's one of those guys who'll make an amazing manager, we'd best hope since he'll still be here in 20 years time.