This Johnson fella disgusts me. Whenever his f*cking mug shows up on the telly I have to restrain my arm from throwing a fork or even a whole sandwich across the kitchen. Such a pathetic muppet! Such a bloodsucker and scourge on humanity! Worthless, pathetic, piece of scum! How dare he soil the red with his dirty lazy sweat! I wish I could labour as little as him and be paid 1/100th of his weekly 100,000 quid. I might even be allergic to him, as I seem to get a rash whenever he loses the ball, though I should put some pants on when squirming hard on my granpa's lucky chair.
Sure, put a shoulder round him and ask him what's wrong. I kinda like Johnson, though he sometimes underperforms - maybe it is his legs/age. He's not that horrible in my view. The problem is compounded by the lack of assistance he gets when Sterling is fielded centrally. Some posters here go overboard with their dislike of the fella.
Johnson isn't good enough- but he's not as wretched as people make out. I'd never throw a sandwich away because of the guy. Unless it had pickles in it... then I would.
To be slagged off by Roy is actually a compliment. He told Reina to be more like an English keeper (even though most English keepers are utter crap). He wanted to sell Agger because Agger wouldn't hoof the ball out of defence- he wanted to play it out and get it to one of our own players instead of the opposition. (this was when Agger was still a great defender).
