Surely someone out there is clever enough to riff on 'Parklife' by Blur. As far as the dog eating references are concerned, they're more xenophobic than racist. But I don't think there was any malice in the suggested chants. That is, the intention was for them to be humorous rather than to be derogatory towards Koreans. Still, I think we can do better than resorting to this.
A quick look on Wiki shows that a maximum of 30% of Koreans have ever ( even once) eaten dog meat, and a truly tiny minority eat it regularly. But as it is the only thing most of us know about Korea, it's bound to be the one thing that gets sung about.
Ohhhh Park Ji Sung's a Ranger, he wears a rangers hat, he plays for Queens park Rangers, he might just eat your cat, he scores with his left foot, he scores with his right and when we play Utd, he scores all F'in night!!
Getting there, Franckster, def getting there. Best lose any animal reference as I think we wil be listening to those from opposition fans.
One thing all Koreans do is eat kimchi, a kind of pickled cabbage with chili, served as a side with every meal. The whole place smells of it, they keep it in big jars on rooftops. It's actually very tasty. So anyone getting "kimchi" into a song earns my respect.
