New owner confirmed…

£3 a kilo in Aldi.

 

And chaps, if it all goes pear shaped with our new owners, don't expect me to set up camp outside Acun's home in Turkey. Still waiting for Chazz to come and do his shift down Southella ffs.

 

I thought Enob was in Swanland?

 

Bit of a daddy's boy, he spends most of his time at Southella

 

I'm available to do the Turkey shift if needed.


Might need a bit of a whip-round on here but I know that you lads will be fine with that.




I mean, I'm assuming that this Turkish chappy lives near a five star resort.

And the Med coast.


I'm sure he does.


All inclusive would be best.

But BB+D will be fine if you all chip in for drinks.

Fifty or sixty quid a day should do it.


Plus expenses obvs.





Book me in and I'll be straight there.







I'll want a shrine to me later on anarl.




And a statue.

 

Now get out there and do your job

We'll have a whip round later...

 

Rule number one of polar explorers and Turkish chancers.



Do **** all without funding...





**** all.

 

Got you booked for the Sagmalcilar Hilton, you leave on the Midnight Express, enjoy!

 

May it pass quickly.

 

If you **** on the glass partition you clean it off yourself.

 

To be fair, it's a rule I've lived by all my life.

 

Has the Turkish Delight arrived yet or is this another sale which is a load of bullshit?

 

I wonder if the removal of all concessions ticketing is about to hit Hartlepool?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-59064255

 

Will they hang the perpetrators.?

 

Only the French ones.

 

Is that where saying comes from " it's come between us"

 

The TD is now held up at a French port!

 

Or if you look like a monkey.

 

Only if they refuse to answer to the questioning.