The wife dragged me to see 50 Shades of ****e last weekend. Silver, silk with hint of Guinness. That's just the one that Christian Grey uses on the poor innocent young lass who works in the hardware store. 10 years on you might just have found a use for said neckwear.
Man up, Carmine. A tie is in your DNA, it's worth splashing out a bit (oops, cash, not Guinness) please log in to view this image
Worst suit I ever bought was Hugo Boss one from said James Wright. After 5 minutes of sitting down wearing it, it creased up like you'd slept in the ****er for the previous week. The **** with the ginger Keith Harris perm behind the counter obviously saw me coming.
You can't mean big Steve? Great bloke but one of, if not the worst, comb overs ever seen. It's like a couple of shredded wheat slapped on the sides of his head and brushed inwards to try and fool folk into thinking it's a natural thatch. GTF.
Fair enough. My favourite tie is an equally expensive Crombie number in pink with small black coats of arms embossed on it English refinement at its best.
I bought one from there too, £500, Hugo Boss, took it to dry cleaners and it came back looking like a bag of rags. Waste of money. The trousers were so thin they were almost see through. I bought another one from Slaters for about £100 and it's a far better suit.
